Lucifer Morningstar (
my_own_advocate) wrote in
fandomhigh2019-09-16 05:56 am
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday
"Hello, children!"
How did Lucifer manage to pair that bright grin with a look that read please stay at the agreed-upon distance? "Welcome to our crime scene."
... They were in the Danger Shop, yes, made up to look like the intersection in front of Lucifer's new house. There was a body on the ground, on the steps of the Post Office, and the wreckage of a rickshaw just a few feet away, in front of Fast Eddie's.
"Today is the first of our classes on observation. Observe the crime scene."
A long pause.
"... Well, go on, observe the crime scene. Do I have to do everything around here?"
You could, presumably, at least try to give them some kind of sense what they should be looking for, Lucifer.
He did not.
How did Lucifer manage to pair that bright grin with a look that read please stay at the agreed-upon distance? "Welcome to our crime scene."
... They were in the Danger Shop, yes, made up to look like the intersection in front of Lucifer's new house. There was a body on the ground, on the steps of the Post Office, and the wreckage of a rickshaw just a few feet away, in front of Fast Eddie's.
"Today is the first of our classes on observation. Observe the crime scene."
A long pause.
"... Well, go on, observe the crime scene. Do I have to do everything around here?"
You could, presumably, at least try to give them some kind of sense what they should be looking for, Lucifer.
He did not.

Observe the Crime Scene
The Body
... Look closer, rifle through his outfit, and you'll find a bullet wound embedded in his side. He has a lighter and two roll-ups in one pocket of his jacket, and an aspirin and a phone in his other pocket. It's an expensive-looking iPhone.
Re: The Body
Re: The Body
That post office was a siren call for her. But she resisted. At least until she could see if this guy had a tinder profile or something.
Re: The Body
She was poking at it with a pen, though. She had one of those.
Re: The Body
Re: The Body
"Can you do it without contaminating the crime scene?" Tip asked. "I think that's supposed to be important."
Re: The Body
Illyana took a step back and closed her eyes. She lifted her hands slightly, muttering the last two syllables of Agamotto's incantation of basic levitation as she turned her hands over to be palm up, and the fake-corpse rose from the ground to about five feet in the air, as if an invisible platform was under it.
"There. That way we can get under it and look without rolling it over and losing anything."
Re: The Body
The mole on the back of Tip's neck flashed purple during the incantation. Tip didn't notice.
"Nice," she said, smiling. "Thanks! I'm Tip, by the way."
Re: The Body
Re: The Body
Tip gave Illyana a raised eyebrow at that. "I think more like, injuries. Things that might tell us what happened right before or as he died."
Re: The Body
Re: The Body
"Unless it was planted there," Tip said. "Though he's a white boy, so probably no one would have bothered." She used her pen to poke at the now floating body. "Can you tell the difference between a stab wound and a bullet wound? Boy was definitely hit by something on his side here."
Re: The Body
She pulled the sleeve of her hoodie down over her hand, and used it to push his clothing out of the way, keeping her fingers from touching it directly. "Don't know what a bullet wound looks like, but that's not a stab wound from any weapon I know," she said. "It only goes in. When you're stabbed, there's also damage from the weapon being removed. Like, tearing outward."
Re: The Body
Tip nodded. "Makes sense. So he was probably shot, then." She looked around at the street. "Maybe a drive by?"
Re: The Body
She sort of nudged the body with the toe of one boot. "It is not moving. Good for you, body! Dead people don't move much except in comics. Very good job being a dead person. Um. But why are you dead?"
The body probably wasn't going to answer.
Re: The Body
RIGHT.
The Rickshaw
Unless, of course, you can tell that that is nowhere near the amount of damage you'd see on a vehicle like this if it had actually crashed into an object that would've sent someone flying. A few feet away, two footprints lead towards the city.
Of course, you'd have to remember to check for some...
Re: The Rickshaw
But pictures seemed like a good idea, since if you still wound up stumped, maybe you could go over them and notice something you hadn't noticed at the time of investigating the scene. Or you could totally dramatically enhance the image to reveal something new as if it totally actually worked ou tthat way!
Re: The Rickshaw
"If he wasn't the driver, where's the driver? If he was, why isn't he in the thing? What did it hit?"