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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] my_own_advocate) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-09-16 05:56 am
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

"Hello, children!"

How did Lucifer manage to pair that bright grin with a look that read please stay at the agreed-upon distance? "Welcome to our crime scene."

... They were in the Danger Shop, yes, made up to look like the intersection in front of Lucifer's new house. There was a body on the ground, on the steps of the Post Office, and the wreckage of a rickshaw just a few feet away, in front of Fast Eddie's.

"Today is the first of our classes on observation. Observe the crime scene."

A long pause.

"... Well, go on, observe the crime scene. Do I have to do everything around here?"

You could, presumably, at least try to give them some kind of sense what they should be looking for, Lucifer.

He did not.
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Re: The Body

[personal profile] mother_forker 2019-09-16 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Hey. Free iPhone!" Eleanor said taking said iPhone and holding it up. "I get to keep this right? I mean, this poor forker isn't going to use it."
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Re: The Body

[personal profile] mother_forker 2019-09-16 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
After getting clarification from her teacher, Eleanor spent the next couple of minutes trying to get into the phone to see if there was anything worthwhile there.

That post office was a siren call for her. But she resisted. At least until she could see if this guy had a tinder profile or something.