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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] my_own_advocate) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2019-09-16 05:56 am
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Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

"Hello, children!"

How did Lucifer manage to pair that bright grin with a look that read please stay at the agreed-upon distance? "Welcome to our crime scene."

... They were in the Danger Shop, yes, made up to look like the intersection in front of Lucifer's new house. There was a body on the ground, on the steps of the Post Office, and the wreckage of a rickshaw just a few feet away, in front of Fast Eddie's.

"Today is the first of our classes on observation. Observe the crime scene."

A long pause.

"... Well, go on, observe the crime scene. Do I have to do everything around here?"

You could, presumably, at least try to give them some kind of sense what they should be looking for, Lucifer.

He did not.
hashtag_chocobro: (headtilt listening)

Re: The Body

[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro 2019-09-16 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And see? The good thing about starting with taking evidence photos of the rickshaw was that, by the time he'd gotten to doing the same for the body (ugh!), it looked like his classmates totally had it covered! They were totally all good, no one needed gross photos of dead bodies! They were a team, right? Right! So good. Good. They got it pretty good by now, right?

RIGHT.