fandomhigh | Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 24, 2019

The normal bleachers and food vendors were set up in the park today, along with big screen projector screens, if that gave anyone else a bad feeling. You could watch portals flash in and out in real time! How fun/terrifying!

"Today we're going on a scavenger hunt," Anakin announced because that was a good idea on a week when reality was playing fast and loose. "You will be divided up into four teams of six--" with, of course, newly terrible matching shirts, "and will have to complete ten different tasks!"

That ten didn't divide evenly into six was your problem, teams, not Anakin's.

He waved the copies of the scavenger hunt above his head. "After you hear your names, I will pass out the lists!"

TEAM 1994 MEN'S MEXICAN SOCCER TEAM
Juillenne
Sabine
Sidon
Wayne
Shuri
Janet

TEAM AMERICAN AF
Prompto
Shunsui
Nina
Lana
Ben
Liam

TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT
Fjord
Iris
Summer
Kitty
Amaya
Miguel

TEAM LA BURGER KINGS
Beaker
Sparkle
Aeryn
Hera
Pastor Carter
Rosa

Anakin gets such a deal on these shirts, you guys have no idea.

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Eat snacks, heckle the suckers!

Your scavenger hunt list:

1. Take a selfie with a gremlin.
2. Get an add/drop form from the office.
3. Order a tie-dye frappaccino from the Perk. Stand through the ENTIRE RANT about how they aren't Starbucks. Demand one anyway. DRINK WHAT THEY GIVE YOU. Bring back the empty glass as proof.
4. Retrieve Chocolate cherries from the Xanthified section of the Rooftop Emo Garden.
5. Get someone else's shirt -- and visual evidence that the owner is now shirtless. (This could be a picture, or it could just be bringing the shirtless person with you to wherever the final tally is being conducted.)
6. Retrieve an Amazing Free Shirt from any of the other shenanigan weeks and bring it along with you to the end.
7. Get enough Mooby Burgers for your entire team.
8. Get photo evidence of your whole team eating the Skywalker ice cream sundae (one scoop of everything, plus all the toppings, good Lord, Ben, your stomach as a teenager) at Chilly Boulder.
9. Photo evidence of attempting to interview a radio squirrel--which might be Genuine Reporters today.
10. Selfie with the Troopers. Bonus points if you get them to dance.

Put on your shirts, plot your strategies!

Or have things go horribly awry because reality is shifting all day long...

Or wonder where half your team disappeared to. Portals, what can you do, right?

[OOC: RNG sayeth the results go:

TEAM LA BURGER KINGS
TEAM 1994 MEN'S MEXICAN SOCCER TEAM
TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT
TEAM AMERICAN AF]

Edited 2019-07-24 15:16 (UTC)

If you must. Halfway through he turned into an actual game show host, complete with weird stick microphone instead of a megaphone....

Sorry that this took so long to get up!

"Well, it's better than last week's," Shuri said, putting the shirt on over her tank top and then reading the list.

"This is soooo much better than the romper," Ben said, grinning at Prompto. "Did your friends enjoy them?"

"Meep meep meep MEEP meep meep meep," was Beaker trying to get out of the gremlin selfie assignment.

Aeryn was staring in horror at the shirt's face.

"He's losing his frelling mind."

Seriously, Anakin.

HOW DO YOU FIND THESE MONSTROSTIES

"You know," said Summer, who had never in her life held onto a shirt and looked at it with such complete horror and disgust before, which was saying a lot, "I just need to say that, as someone who's actually had her skin turned inside out before, wearing this is, like, going to be low-key traumatic."

"Nyaaaan~~!" said Prompto, beaming, his cat-ears twitching happily as he curled his hands in front of him like paws. "It's part of a birthday present! So we won't know until August! But," and his long tail swished with conviction, "how could they not?"

Edited 2019-07-24 15:59 (UTC)

"It seems strange to miss those solid-colored shirts from the beginning of the summer, and yet I do," Jules remarked.

Any of those food stalls serving anything fishlike was more than likely going to have a certain hungry cat-boy lurking around them, trying to look as cute as possible in the hopes of maybe snagging a few free snacks here and there.

Fjord grimaced.

"This is me volunteering here and now to be the, ah, poor bastard who has to go shirtless for that one thing on the list," he said.

Terrible hardship, he knew.

Sparkle squinted as his shirt.

And then squinted at the other shirts.

And then squinted, again, at his own shirt.

"... I mean, at least we're not doing our best impression of Slim Goodbody over there."

The muscles were creepy aaaaaas fuck.

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Camp Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Arrive and Mingle

Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!

Scavenge!

TEAM 1994 MEN'S MEXICAN SOCCER TEAM

TEAM AMERICAN AF

TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

TEAM LA BURGER KINGS

TEAM 1994 MEN'S MEXICAN SOCCER TEAM

TEAM AMERICAN AF

TEAM HUMAN MUSCLE SHIRT

TEAM LA BURGER KINGS

Celebrate!

Talk to Anakin!

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