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Detention: January 28th

The Tick entered the Danger Shop, carrying some coffees and with Lockheed trailing behind. The shop had been programmed to look just like his classroom because he was prepared to inflict the deepest punishment he could think to inflict upon a person; he was going to lecture them today.

As the students filed in, The Tick pointed them towards the sign-in sheet.

Samuel Throgmorten Anders
Archibald Kennedy
Alphonse Elric
Edward Elric
Togusa
Charles Kawalsky

Once everyone was in and seated, he began to speak.

"Hello, students. You kids have either earned - or in your case, Togusa, had the bad luck to be randomly selected - your time here today. I have coffee, notebooks, and pens for you today. I'm going to lecture you this morning, and then after lunch, you'll be expected to write about what you heard. I'd suggest taking good notes so your essays shine."

[OOC: During the lectures take notes, pass notes (although you will get caught at a certain point), ask questions afterwards, whatever. Lockheed may mock you. There will be a short essay at the end of detention. And the fact that there are no threads after Lunch right now? Means absolutely nothing, really. As for timeframe... well, who can predict these things, really? You'll know when it's over.]
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After Lunch

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The Tick made sure everyone was back in their seats before he started talking about the essays they would have to write.

"Okay, this morning you heard me describe my views of the general reasons why each of you is in here. Now, what I'd like you to do is..."

The Tick stopped speaking. He had heard a noise. A strange noise. Huh.

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
The door to the Danger Shop flung open, and a grotesque two-head snow monster came shambling in, stick arms waving for warmflesh goodies. It had a very pert carrot nose.

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[identity profile] section9-togusa.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"What the Blue Hell is that?" Togusa yelled. He jumped out his desk.

*Tachikoma, come to the Danger room, NOW!*

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[identity profile] alchemic-bean.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward looked up. "...is that a zombie snowman?"

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The snow monster lurched towards the fool who would dare associate him with zombies which were an entirely different class of monster, really. Neither head looked pleased.

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[identity profile] alchemic-bean.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that was smart. Edward scrambled up out of his seat and backwards, clapping his hands as he did so.

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The twoheaded snowman threw a wicked stick-hand punch at Edward.

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[identity profile] alchemic-bean.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Edward's automail arm flashed up quickly to deflect the punch. He slid under the snowmonster's reach, ducking backwards in an attempt to stay out of range. Fire - oh, he would kill for one of Mustang's gloves right now - he needed something to start a spark.

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[identity profile] kitty--fetish.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Alphonse looked up and stared. "What the..."

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[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Excuse me, sir," The Tick said, standing up and walking over to the snowman. "I don't believe you're supposed to be here."

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The snowman used unnatural strength to smack The Tick away. Except for the smacking him away part. It was more of a light glancing blow. Or a love tap. But it was an evil, ferocious love tap.

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[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The Tick looked at the snowman. "Okay. SPOOOOOOOOON" He then took a swing at the snowman's left head.

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The left head billowed into a powder, and then the entire body melted into the floor.

Seconds later, it reformed. More appropriately, they reformed -- where there was one two-headed monster, there were now two two-headed monsters, with a carrot apiece. Oh yeah. Multiplication wins.

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[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"What the hell?" Kawalsky was on his feet immediately. It was...a snowman. Granted an animate, two-headed snowman, but a snowman. "What's he gonna do? Attack us with his carrot stick?"

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[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"It doesn't have a hat -- what do we do?" In point of fact, Archie was remembering the Tick's story about the evil snowman he'd thwarted over Christmas holidays by knocking its hat off, but it was likely that anyone else might think he just had a very strange hat fetish.

Not that they'd be wrong in that regard.

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[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Kawalsky shrugged. "Go for the sensitive points? Get a hair dryer?"

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[identity profile] alchemic-bean.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Where's a flamethrower when you need one," Edward griped.

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the two-headed monsters (as there are now two at this point) reached into itself and pulled out a snowball. It then proceeded to toss this snowball, hitting Archie smack in the face.

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[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Archie's cry of surprise was muffled by the snowball that exploded in his face with surprising force and knocked him backwards off his feet.

It shouldn't have been this cold, should it?

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[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Frak me sideways!" yelped Anders, jumping to his feet. "What the hell"

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[identity profile] section9-togusa.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The tachikoma rushed into the danger room. "Togusa!" It ran up the wall and opened it's hood, allowing for one rider only. Togusa jumped in and the hood closed over him, wiring him completely. Over the sound of the students came the yell,

"HARD COVER!" The tachikoma rushed at the snowman.

[ooc: This time I think I got it. Drat! Sorry, all]

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the Twoheads smirked, waved its stick hand, and a wall of solid ice rose right in front of the tachikoma.

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[identity profile] section9-togusa.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
The think tank skidded, hitting the wall of ice and cracking it. Rolling in a circle, it ran up the wall and dropped on the twohead, jarring the passenger hard. The think tank started to run the wheels as fast as it could while on the monster, creating friction and heat from where it stood.

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[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-01-28 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Another one melted... but oh no? What's this! A pair of strange-headed snow monsters with some sort of rayguns!

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[identity profile] kitty--fetish.livejournal.com 2006-01-28 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Alphonse scrambled out of his seat and towards a wall, clapping his hands on the way. He activated the arrays on his gloves, pressing them against the wall; a large spike protruded from the wall, aiming to impale one of the snowmen.

And then hoped this wasn't going be considered destruction of school property.

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