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Tudey's loonch menoo is:

-Freeed Cheeckee

-Epplesooce-a

-Meshed Putetues

-Brucculee

-Cerrut Ceke-a

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip walked in, yawning. Technically he had no classes today and had no particular reason to be at the school, but he'd be damned before he shelled out good money for food when he could get a perfectly good lunch right here.

He piled himself a tray high with Freeed Cheeckee and Meshed Putetues slid into a seat.

He lit up a cigarette, so that everyone would know where the smoking section was, and dug in.

[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Edward stared at the freeed cheeckee and uncomfortably wondered if any of it came from the now mostly-gone muppet chickens. He wondered what muppet chicken tasted like... probably felt. Never did get an answer about muppet chicken eggs, he'd have to ask Al about that again...

Hunger won out over thinking too much, and Edward took a little of everything (avoiding the brucculee ) before sitting down at a table.

Gih. Detention. Well, at least he wasn't expelled...

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana comes in and picks at some Freeed Cheeckee and Epplesooce-a. The Cerrut Ceke-a on her tray goes untouched. She looks visibly embarrassed and rather upset.

Although she and Shep slept through the radio broadcast on Sunday, she's sure that news of what she did was all over campus and today is the first time she's ventured out of her room.

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair grabbed a plate and piled as much 'brucculee' on it as he could and found a seat.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige decided the cake was least likely to kill so she picked that, plus it was carrot cake and were a vegetable and therefore had vitamins in, so the cake was healthy!.

She went to sit at a table as far away from the smokers as possible since that was unlikely to help her cough.

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Brotos glanced at the cafe menu and sighed. I have a death wish. He wound up getting a serving of everything and was now sitting, hoping that he wouldn't get food poisoning and that his lunch wouldn't talk back to him.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Oh wise and wonderful Chef person, can you please tag your posts 'lunch' from now on? Thanks!]