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Heppy Mundey iferyune-a! I hupe-a yuoo ere-a ell feeleeng reffreshed thees murneeng.

Tudey's loonch menoo is:

-Freeed Cheeckee

-Epplesooce-a

-Meshed Putetues

-Brucculee

-Cerrut Ceke-a

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip walked in, yawning. Technically he had no classes today and had no particular reason to be at the school, but he'd be damned before he shelled out good money for food when he could get a perfectly good lunch right here.

He piled himself a tray high with Freeed Cheeckee and Meshed Putetues slid into a seat.

He lit up a cigarette, so that everyone would know where the smoking section was, and dug in.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter, as usual, took some of everything. Having missed dinner the night before, it was a large some of everything. He set his tray down across from Pip with something just shy of a thud and sat down, already pulling his own cigarette out of his waistcoat pocket.

There's an angry red mark on one cheek.

"Where were you hiding this weekend?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"In bed," Pip responded, taking out his lighter, flicking it to life, and holding it out for Walter. "Well, in someone else's bed at least. Also been doing a lot of thinking about everyone here.

"What happened to you, man? You look awful. Is something wrong?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter took the light and added his own cloud of smoke to the smoking section. He waved away Pip's question. "Hopefully you both - or all - enjoyed yourselves. What sort of thinking have you been doing?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Both. So far," Pip said, winking. He put the lighter away. "I dunno, just thinking about the fact that there are a lot of supernatural types around that there seem to be a lot of attacks going on. Thought it might be a good idea to start being prepared." He took a drag on his cigarette.

"Seriously man, what happened and how did you get that mark? Did you go too easily on Nadia again?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"No," Walter shook his head to going too easy on Nadia. He'd both learned his lesson, and was getting along pretty well with her.

"What sort of preparations were you thinking of making?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Well, this is unusual Pip thought to himself. I'll have to pursue the answer on other channels.

"Oh, you know. Going down to the weapons shop. Getting some special made ammunition. Silver bullets. Blessed ammo. Maybe see if I can finagle some holy water out of the priest."

He tapped some of the ash off of his cigarette.

"On a serious note, have you told Victor about the dreams you've been having? He's been really worried about you. It might be a good idea."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Be careful that you don't get in trouble for weapons on campus," Walter warned. "Smith's not going to go easy on you for weapons violations."

He set his cigarette aside and took a tasteless bite of his freed cheekee. "I don't think I'm going to have any more of those nightmares, but Victor and I talked about them a little."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Well, I'm not exactly going to carry them around on campus. I just thought I'd be paranoid and prepared," Pip said, taking a bite of cheekee.

"The dreams stopped? Huh, that's weird. Maybe something caused them that isn't there any longer?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"More like the exact opposite," Walter muttered and stuffed brucculee in his mouth. Too soggy. Why wasn't he surprised?

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: dropping in from the top so you two can continue your conversation without me if you like.

Pippi also partook of the Freeed Cheeckee and Meshed Putetues, as well as a piece of Cerrut Ceke-a.

"Gooood afternoon." she said sliding into a seat.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Hi Pippi." Walter dropped a broccoli spear on her plate because she had clearly overlooked her greens and gave her an almost-normal grin. "I dropped off a box of cupcakes in Smith's inbox. Your turn tomorrow?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi crinkled her nose at the broccoli but ate it anyway.

"Very good! I was thinking Ding Dongs Ring Dings. For Tuesday."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what they are, but variety's good, right?" Walter was eating his broccoli with relish, but he ate almost anything with relish. People sticking fingers toward his plate might find out just how close to almost everything he ate with relish.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what they are either. But they're from Hostess."

Pippi ate ravenously, she was not partial to relish on meshed petetues.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter ate with relish because eating with chutney was just wrong.

"It sounds like a safe bet. Don't forget that foraging in the cafeteria is within the inbox treat rules." Not that there were any rules.

Except that maybe hand grenades did not count as inbox treats.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I don't think Meshed Putetues, are going to win him over." Pippi responded taking a bite of Cerrut Ceke-a and enjoying it very much but with no relish, chutney, or even a dab of salsa.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"No, but it's a fun image - the golf cart overflowing with a laval flow of meshed putetues."

Walter's food had almost disappeared, sans chutney, chow-chow, salsa, or even ketchup.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"We'll have to keep that one in mind." Said Pippi pushing her empty tray to the side with or without kim-chee, mecraw, or wasabi.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Goooooood afternoon, Me-pi. I didn't see you on Sunday. How ya doing?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Very well thank you. I didn't see you on Sunday either." she said,

"You missed a party at Jeff, God of Biscuits."

Pippi wanted to talk to Pip about being on the School Beautification Team, but they didn't know about it yet.

"So... What antics shall we plot for this week?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"That's alright," Pip said. I was attending my own little private party with someone else." He took a drag off of his cigarette.

"Mmm, not sure. I was wondering if, perhaps, we might choose a new victim. Just to shake things up. Say Dean Zordon or Dean Washburne. I think Vice Principal Hawkeye is too tricky to parnk. He's like... the prank master, if you will. We treat him with respect."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter leaned in, his face brightening considerably.

"I have an orphaned prank in need of a home..."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Oh the poor thing!" says Pippi. "We should adopt it before Miss. Pricillia shows up!"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"We just need someone who lives in a single or whose roommate we also don't mind affecting. Nadia and I were going to use it on Marty, but he has four roommates, and it's not fair to them."