The Big Show! Pageant Time!

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Janine sets up the ticket booth outside the doors of the theater while Marshall runs the final tech check on the lights and sound equipment. This is going to be the best Holiday Pageant ever!

[OOC: Wait until the shiny threads are up!]

ETA: [OOC: Everything up to the pre-show should be good]

ETA: [OOC: Let the show begin!]

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(Stage + Audience) Surprise Ending!

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Well.. that'd be giving it away.

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[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Suddenly, there is the sound of sleigh bells... jing-jing-jingling tunes...

And fake snow falls from the sky...

And a beautiful red sleigh, led by Earl the Giraffe with reindeer antlers on, comes creaking onto the stage, driven by Principal Bristow dressed up in curious red garb. Next to him is a very sullen elf that looks quite a bit like Jaye Tyler.

"HO HO HO! MEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!" Bristow Claus yells out to the audience.

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto dropped her spoon in shock.

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[fates_jaye]

Jaye is a very Christmasy shade of red, facial-wise. "Merry Christmas, I hate you all," she mutters.

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[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Bristow Claus begins tossing out packages from his bag to the audience. Inside, they'll find such delightful presents as notebooks, protractors, compasses, and pre-printed confession forms.

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky wasn't sure whether to laugh or.. laugh harder. "Best. Ending. Ever."

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Elizabeth just collapsed on him in hysterical laughter. "Oh. My. God," she chokes out. "I hurt from laughing!"

Amazingly, she's still coherant enough to take pictures.

Lots of pictures.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker isn't. She handed off the cellphone to Logan, and is just laughing until the tears come.

"Ohhhhh. Oh my, thank you, Santa. Woo."

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[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Tick glared up at the stage and inspected the man in the red suit carefully.

"No, that's not the real Santa. Faker."

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[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH jazz handses in the direction of Jaye and Bristow, and then wonders to himself*



*DEATH pauses to ponder this for a few moments.*

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[fates_jaye]

Jaye's bells jingle.

There are a lot of bells.

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[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH motions to Jaye, palms out. He speaks, trying to be quiet and not disrupt the revelry*

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders stares from his (now quite comfortable, thanks) spot on the floor and can't remember hitting his head that hard.

And since he can't remember -- well, he probably did.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John pushes closer to the spectacle in shock and rolls right over Anders' legs. Again.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"OW!" yells Anders. "Frak you, dude!"

He freezes up and stares at Santa Bristow. "Er. I mean. Have some frakkincense?"

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory starts laughing.

And laughing.

And laughing some more.

She falls over on her side, giggling.

"OW!"

Unfortunately, she crushes half her ornaments with that fall.

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[fates_jaye]

Jaye laughs back at her.

She jingles. Because she's here with bells on.

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[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Earl stops in the middle of the stage and blinks at the bright lights and chaos around him. He shook his head to try to dislodge the uncomfortable antlers, but was content to stand there for now.

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Earl!" Bridge bounces over to the miniature giraffe. "How you doin', dude?"

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[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Lockheed just snickers so. damn. much.

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[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Anakin can't remember the last time he took a breath.

He's laughed for five straight minutes. Harder after he heard that Jaye has to dance some more.

He sat on the stage and laughed until he cried.

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[fates_jaye]

Jaye mutters something that sounds like "Some zombie husband you are." It's hard to tell with the jingling.

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[wannabelawyer.livejournal.com]

Lindsey just stares. There are no words for this and he's almost too stunned to laugh. Almost.

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

There is an odd mewling coming from Alanna's sweater and a small black head finally frees itself from the folds of cloth. Alanna is too busy laughing to notice that her cat has decided to make a break for freedom.

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[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Cam is laughing so hard he's crying, and Vala can't help laughing as well.

(Even if she was going to demand to know later where the giraffe fit in.)