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The Big Show! Pageant Time!

Janine sets up the ticket booth outside the doors of the theater while Marshall runs the final tech check on the lights and sound equipment. This is going to be the best Holiday Pageant ever!

[OOC: Wait until the shiny threads are up!]

ETA: [OOC: Everything up to the pre-show should be good]

ETA: [OOC: Let the show begin!]

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Callisto dropped her spoon in shock.

Jaye is a very Christmasy shade of red, facial-wise. "Merry Christmas, I hate you all," she mutters.

Bristow Claus begins tossing out packages from his bag to the audience. Inside, they'll find such delightful presents as notebooks, protractors, compasses, and pre-printed confession forms.

Toasty and Santa roll out from an air vent where'd they been secretly watching.

A bigger version of my true love Santa and oh my, all I can do is stare!
Tell me, Big Guy, are you bigger...everywhere?

//You are not like me.
I have hips that wriggle well.
You have no rhythm.//

Well, that's it for the Swivel Santa.

Parker waits for the inevitable defenstration.

Angel looked horrified at Toasty's entrance.

"Oh - no, Toasty! Not that Santa! He's married!'

Your man boobs make you dumb.
Go on a diet and then go get some.

"No, trust me! It'll only end in tears!"

You give me advice? You, the one who loves the Shepherd?
Get out of my face you big nerd.

"I don't love the - wait, which one was the shepherd again? The costumes are all weird."

Re: (Stage + Audience) Surprise Ending!

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Zero stares at the toaster in mute horror. It is so done for.

Hello new person, that I see!
Wanna come back to my room with me?

Don' make me get the mallet, Smiley.

"HO HO HO! Aren't you a delightful little toy who I'm sure Mr. Flinkman would love to dissect piece by piece?"

Parker was wondering if Toaster-cide was about to happen during the Christmas pageant.

And if Santa killing a talking appliance would put him on anyone's bad list.

Aeryn has a great respect for the principal, if only just for that.

Flatty! Good to see you!
I thought we were gonna have to bid you adieu!

Aeryn kicks the toaster.

Dissect? Sounds like a piece by Vivaldi...
Tell me, you big lug, do you know Rambaldi?

Bristow leaps off the sleigh and grabs the toaster. "What do you know about Milo Rambaldi?"

A man, a man! Secrets and more!
A man, a man, who knows the score!

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Re: (Stage + Audience) Surprise Ending!

aka-vala.livejournal.com - 2005-12-09 06:26 (UTC) - Expand

*cautiously* I have a croquet mallet, if you'd like, sir.

Callisto caught sight of Toasty and started backing away very quickly.

"Ooooh!" Vala jumps up. "Presents!"

Cam laughs at her, even harder when she ends up with a compass and a pre-printed confession form.

Vala just pouts.

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