Library is Open -- 11/7

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

The librarian is in an exceedingly good mood today, even if he's currently trundling books that still need to be shelved after the Quickening the freak lightning storm that hit the library a week and a half past. Even more surprising, his mood does not seem to be dependant on caffeine, as there is no mug on the Collections Desk since Janet someone broke it.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Hates you all. A lot. But is too polite to say so. Unlike some people he could mention.

[swerval_zero]

*simply gives Wes a sunny smile, as she is not only a librarian's minion but also the Library's Assistant*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. Look at that. We made him subtext. Wah!

[swerval_zero]

Librarian's minions exceed the bounds of normal texting! Especially when they gang up!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Of course I subtexted. I'm a gentleman. There are things gentlemen don't do in text.

[janet_fraiser]

You'd be surprised what some of the gentlemen at this school do.

[fh_jackass]

There are gentlemen at this school?

[janet_fraiser]

Not really. But we can pretend.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

We'd say we appreciate it, but we're having too much fun poking at you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Well, I'm certainly glad SOMEbody is entertained by the situation.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Kinda like asking the Erinnyes for a license to litter, isn't it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I think I'd have less trouble with the Erinyes. Can't you buy them off with oatcakes?

[janet_fraiser]

That was Cerberus.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW AROUND HERE TO GET A LIBRARY CARD?!?!?!? ::pounds head on wall::

[janet_fraiser]

I'm sorry, but we do not accept sexual favors for the performance of our duties as library staff.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I'd point at Dr. Pierson, but he already got some last night.

Maybe you can just say sorry and please and look abject? I hear that works for some people.

[janet_fraiser]

And ganging up is such fun. Honestly, don't people know not to mess with the assistants? I think we even put it in the rules.

[swerval_zero]

If we didn't, we should immediately.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Oh, c'mon. If they can't figure it out, they deserve to be fed to the minions. And then Special Collections. The weak perish in the vastiness of the Library!

[swerval_zero]

Some people are slow and need things spelled out for them, I fear.

[janet_fraiser]

And some people don't like Americans.

[janet_fraiser]

You have a very good point. The Library is our friend, but is it anyone else's, or does the Library tolerate them because of us?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid to ask. Ooo. Let's lock him in the book vault, see what it does?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Is the Necronomicon there? ::perks up::

[janet_fraiser]

Janet smiles serenely. She's seen far grouchier and survived with her disposition intact.