Library is Open -- 11/7

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

The librarian is in an exceedingly good mood today, even if he's currently trundling books that still need to be shelved after the Quickening the freak lightning storm that hit the library a week and a half past. Even more surprising, his mood does not seem to be dependant on caffeine, as there is no mug on the Collections Desk since Janet someone broke it.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Of course I subtexted. I'm a gentleman. There are things gentlemen don't do in text.

[janet_fraiser]

You'd be surprised what some of the gentlemen at this school do.

[fh_jackass]

There are gentlemen at this school?

[janet_fraiser]

Not really. But we can pretend.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

We'd say we appreciate it, but we're having too much fun poking at you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Well, I'm certainly glad SOMEbody is entertained by the situation.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Kinda like asking the Erinnyes for a license to litter, isn't it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I think I'd have less trouble with the Erinyes. Can't you buy them off with oatcakes?

[janet_fraiser]

That was Cerberus.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

THAT explains why they bit off my arm last Tuesday!

[janet_fraiser]

What, they didn't scourge it off with their barbed whips?

They're going soft. *shakes head* So sad.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Well, they have been saying they wanted to branch out, do other things... I'm thinking drowning sailors could be a side-bar.

Is he still here?

[janet_fraiser]

Wouldn't the sirens give them a run for their money? Though the sirens were pretty much limited by geographical area, and the Erinyes weren't.

...

I've been listening to Daniel way, way too much.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I think they were repelled by my aftershave. Eau de Bookdust.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I knew repellant came in there somewhere.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW AROUND HERE TO GET A LIBRARY CARD?!?!?!? ::pounds head on wall::

[janet_fraiser]

I'm sorry, but we do not accept sexual favors for the performance of our duties as library staff.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I'd point at Dr. Pierson, but he already got some last night.

Maybe you can just say sorry and please and look abject? I hear that works for some people.

[janet_fraiser]

It worked for Daniel. I still made him suffer for it, though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

And you do this often, do you? Feel free.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I said I heard it works. I wouldn't know from personal experience.

Hmm. Maybe if you cry? *stares at you hard*

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you! It wasn't last night!

It was night before last, and it's between him and her and him and the whiskey bottle.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

TMI, sir. You're very cute, but you're very old, and...

Just so long as you and the whiskey bottle used protection, it's all good. I'm happy for all of you. Or something.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dude, you can buy protection for whiskey bottles? ::makes notes::

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Where have you been? You can buy protection for anything!