Management Theory [Tuesday, March 3, 4th period]

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Today, when the students arrived, they would find Yzma wearing the same charming goggles and lab coat ensemble as the rest of them.

"Sometimes," she began, "traditional means of getting your point across to the clearly inferior--talking, yelling, kicking them with pointy shoes--simply do not work! Sometimes they will not let you win at shuffleboard and make fun of your hair!" She coughed. "Not that that has happened to me. Sometimes you have no choice but to resort to...CHEMISTRY!"

She cackled madly as thunder pealed and a cabinet full of pink vials opened up behind her.

"It is difficult to win at shuffleboard when you don't have opposable thumbs!" she giggled to herself.

"Pair up, and make sure you each take a vial. One person drinks the vial--or drops it on the floor, it doesn't really matter--and the other person observes what happens! Then switch!"

Somehow she didn't think the second person would be all that anxious to drink the potions after they observed what happened.

"All effects--if there are any--will wear off before class is over! And no taking potions out of the class with you."

And this was a totally effective management technique where she came from. Yzma's country was odd.

Comments

Sign in [Class #7]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Like you aren't going to spend the class as a duck!

Re: Sign in [Class #7]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny Sparks

Re: Sign in [Class #7]

[bitchprince]

Arthur Pendragon

Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Yada yada, you know the drill.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny kind of enjoyed electrocuting a marine predator once a week. It kept her on her toes.

This week's crocodile never knew what hit it.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[bitchprince]

Arthur pulled the wrong lever. Technically, at least, it was to be called the wrong lever.

However, when he finally managed to kill the creature and wrestled his way up, a few minutes after class had ended, he was thoroughly pleased with his choice in levers.

Even if he was dripping wet. Killing something kind of killed one's inclination to long for killing something.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck was used to pulling the right lever by now. He didn't know how everyone kept screwing it up...

...Unless they wanted to fight something.

Weirdos.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac got right lever. Thank god. She really wasn't in the mood to be getting wet and wrestling sea creatures.

Let's face it, she was never in that kind of mood.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Fortunately Meg pulled the right lever. It meant she didn't need to use the tennis racket she'd brought along as a bludgeon.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[withoutverona]

Romeo pulled the right level, which was a blessing. In his mood he likely would have let the sea creature eat him.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Today she pulled the right lever, not really feeling like a fight with an animal.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

If he had to be back in classes, Toby was glad this was the first one he had to come back to. He pulled the right lever happily and ended up contently smoothing the lines on his lab coat.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

A wet, dripping, cranky looking Turtle emerged looking incredibly cross that statistics proved against her this time.

She didn't even know if that thing had shins, but whatever she did kick seemed to get it pretty good all the same.

Re: Puuuuuuull the lever! [Class #7]

[finding-x-dream.livejournal.com]

When Agnes arrived in the classroom, she was wet. And UNDERNEATH her blue rubber beanie was the struggling outline of a small octopus. Don't ask.

Listen to Yzma! [Class #7]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Nuttier than a fruitcake, yup.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #7]

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck was honestly getting a little bit tired of this crazy old bat. He sat back in his chair with his coffee and did his best to ignore her.

...and, yes, the fact that his coffee survived the rollercoaster ride was impressive, wasn't it? The things you can accomplish when you were Chuck Bass.

Re: Listen to Yzma! [Class #7]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Yzma was impressed by the way the coffee survived the rollercoaster. Not enough to make up for the way this student--Charlie, Fred, Pasqual, something--was ignoring her, though.

So she brushed past him, a pink vial palmed in her hand and whoops! Some of it ended up in his drink.

Oh how sad.

[OOC: Done with permission omg!]

Play with Potions!

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The potions are totally moddable--there are potions that will turn you into just about any animal you can think of, as well as ones that will turn you human, so you can drink a vial and have absolutely nothing happen after you get an overly dramatic puff of pink smoke.

Or you can be, you know, reasonable and decide not to drink something pink from the crazy lady. Or bribe your classmates to drink yours for you. She's not paying that much attention.

Re: Play with Potions!

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny looked around for someone to drink a potion with. Or rather, not, as she was pretty sure this wasn't exactly bathtub gin.

Re: Play with Potions!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Okay," Jamie said plopping himself down next to Jenny. "You first."

Re: Play with Potions!

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen looked around for a partner. Not that she intended drinking any of the potions. The teacher here was insane.

Re: Play with Potions!

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there was no way Mac was going to drink anything given to her by the creepy teacher.

She would be eying the bottles, and hoping someone braver than her (or possibly insane, she wasn't fussy) decided it would be a fun experiment.

Re: Play with Potions!

[meg-powers.livejournal.com]

Meg was studying her vial. Logically she knew she shouldn't drink anything from the crazy teacher. But at the same time, Meg was pretty sure the administration would frown on Yzma giving them anything that would hurt them.

To drink or not to drink...

Talk to Yzma! [Class #7]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Who would be more than happy to tell you about the old people she'd turned into ducks on the cruise.

Yzma's a sore loser.

OOC

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

If'n you have any questions about how the potions work! But it's a Disney cartoon, so it's basically "poof, look, you're a whale, how hysterical." Have fun with it :)