fandomhigh | Management Theory [Tuesday, March 3, 4th period]

Today, when the students arrived, they would find Yzma wearing the same charming goggles and lab coat ensemble as the rest of them.

"Sometimes," she began, "traditional means of getting your point across to the clearly inferior--talking, yelling, kicking them with pointy shoes--simply do not work! Sometimes they will not let you win at shuffleboard and make fun of your hair!" She coughed. "Not that that has happened to me. Sometimes you have no choice but to resort to...CHEMISTRY!"

She cackled madly as thunder pealed and a cabinet full of pink vials opened up behind her.

"It is difficult to win at shuffleboard when you don't have opposable thumbs!" she giggled to herself.

"Pair up, and make sure you each take a vial. One person drinks the vial--or drops it on the floor, it doesn't really matter--and the other person observes what happens! Then switch!"

Somehow she didn't think the second person would be all that anxious to drink the potions after they observed what happened.

"All effects--if there are any--will wear off before class is over! And no taking potions out of the class with you."

And this was a totally effective management technique where she came from. Yzma's country was odd.

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"Okay," Jamie said plopping himself down next to Jenny. "You first."

"Oh, no, you first," Jenny said. "I insist."

"See, I'm trying to be polite," Jamie insisted back. "Ladies first after all."

"Youth before beauty," Jenny said. Why, yes, she did just pull that out of her ass.

"You don't look that old," Jamie replied. trying to think of another cliche that he could spout off and failing utterly.

"I was born in 1900." Jenny squinted thoughtfully at Jamie. "Aren't you that boy that makes more of himself?"

"Yeeeeah," Jamie replied. "I'm that guy. But none of my dupes are going to want to drink that either. Can we go with the phrase age before beauty? Because you're older and I've been told I'm pretty. On occasion."

"Well, that blows," Jenny said. "And whoever told you that was lying."

Jenny needed to work on her tact, but what else was new?

"Flip a coin?" Jamie suggested.

"Sure," Jenny said sweetly. "Heads, I win, tails, you lose?"

"Okay, I'm not that dense," Jamie replied with a look. "But this is just going to drag on until I end up drinking the potion anyway, isn't it?"

"Yes," Jenny said. "But I'll drink it next if nothing too completely horrible happens to you. And if something completely horrible does happen, well. I will avenge you?"

"Nah. That's okay. I've got a ninja who'll avenge me," he said picking up a vial and lofting high. "FOR SCIENCE! Or something..."

And with that he took a deep swig and *POOF*

There was a duck.

"Quack."

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