Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period

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"I hope everyone had a good time with their flour babies," said Steve. "First, everyone will please turn them in and tell the class a little about your week and what you did with your 'child.' I hope it was good practice for the weekend after the prom, although most of those will be much more demanding."

Once that part of the class was over, Steve said, "Moving right along, let's talk about things you can do with your partner instead of having sex.

"Now, I'm not going to tell you to wait until marriage, because that would be hypocritical." Steve turned red. "And I'm sure that's far more information than you ever wanted to know, and apologize. But really, if you're not in a one hundred percent committed relationship with someone, there are a lot of things you should be doing before sex, because you should really only ever have sexual relations with someone you're in a one hundred percent committed relationship with. There are a lot of things you can do to express your feelings for another person besides sex, and they'll help you get to know each other so that you can move forward toward...that point." Steve turned red again. "You can talk. You can cuddle. You can go for a walk, or work out together, or cook a meal for or with someone. All sorts of things. Just don't ever watch someone sleep, especially without their permission or knowledge. It may sound romantic, but it's actually pretty creepy. Think how you'd feel if you woke up to someone randomly staring at you." He gave them a moment to consider that. "So, for the rest of the class, let's brainstorm ideas for things you can do with your significant other that don't involve sexual activity."

Comments

Sign In

[screwyoumarvel]

Like you're doing something that doesn't involve sex.

Re: Sign In

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned

During the Lecture

[screwyoumarvel]

Do whatever it is you do.

Re: During the Lecture

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah had on her 'hunh' face when Mr. Rogers got to the part about prom, and had to raise her hand for clarification. "Um. Mr. Rogers? What was that about kids after prom?"

Repress/deny/avoid anything about teachers having sex.

Re: During the Lecture

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir thought that what the professor was saying made a lot of sense.

Re: During the Lecture

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie had a pie sitting on his desk. A pecan pie.

No reason. Really.

Re: During the Lecture

[lovemykilt]

Priestly was totally down with doing other stuff before jumping in the sack. But he wasn't sure sex really had to be limited to just people you're 100% committed to. That just seemed like overkill.

Re: During the Lecture

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

Penelope agreed with this one hundred percent.

Report on Your Flour Children

[screwyoumarvel]

How'd that turn out for you? (Handwaving totally fine.)

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"I was going to take mine to the dance but I figured he wouldn't have a good time so I set him up in my room on the bed and let Digby watch him," Ned said. "Other than that, he helped me make pies and hung out. I don't really do a lot during the week."

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Mostly I used mine to traumatize my friends. So, same as if it were real, I guess," Dinah said cheerfully. "Also, they don't make purses big enough for little kids."

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Reggie," he said, holding up the bag of flour, "did just fine."

He'd taken care of 'Reggie' a little more than his own mother had cared for him.

That said, it WAS a bag of flour.

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

"Mine was q-quiet," she said, with a tiny bit of a shrug there. "Most of the t-time was spent keeping my kitten away from him when he w-was with me."

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie held up his pecan pie.

"I helped my child reach its utmost potential."

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[i_vanquish_evil]

Van Helsing says nothing as he hands over the bag of flour. He's not sure he even remembers the name it was given. Oh, and did we mention that he did not haul it around all weekend? It sat comfortably in a nest of blankets on the floor in his room. No one bothered it. Needless to say, Van Helsing is not cut out for having children.

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen honestly didn't have much to say about little Jamie Klaus Michael Joris van der Woodsen-Haras-Uquara. It was, after all, just a bag of flour and hardly equivalent to a child in any way.

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Alice folded her hands neatly on her desk. "Reggie Jr.'s father and I had a rather unpleasant custody battle, but I insisted on my parental rights, so we had joint custody. I had Reggie until Thursday. Most of that time, he was in a small shoebox under my bed, with a few of Dinah's cat toys and a blanket. Perhaps they amused him. This experience has clearly taught me that I am not prepared to be a parent, as I have no maternal instincts and little concern for Reggie's welfare. Therefore, I shan't be engaging in any of those sex-things, and I feel this class was a success."

(Yelling / extra assignments / detention: whatever he wants to throw at her is fine.)

Re: Report on Your Flour Children

[outofthecage.livejournal.com]

"Priestly and I did not cook our child," Éowyn said, giving Jamie a shocked look. "We took turns, and that was quite useful in ensuring proper care."

Discussion

[screwyoumarvel]

Steve's idea of a hot date is totally fighting some agents of HYDRA.

Re: Discussion

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Would shopping count?" Ned asked. "I mean, if the girl and guy can agree on a place to go, of course."

Re: Discussion

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah was stuck on the sleep-stalking. Ewwww.

Re: Discussion

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

"A t-training date," she said. "Where y-you're both practising skills that'll be u-useful on the field, and getting to s-spend time with each other."

Re: Discussion

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Eating chocolate and possibly beating each other up?"

Talk to the Teacher

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He's here for you. But not in the way his icon suggests unless you're Tony.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Especially if you're Tony.

After a rather upsetting morning, Tony was in a mood about sex. And that sort of lecture in no way helped. "You know, if I listened to the advice you gave your students, I'd be a monk. And I think we already know how that turned out."

OOC

[screwyoumarvel]

Now I just have to figure out why I typed 'Dinah Ross' last week, wtf?

Re: OOC

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Betsy Ross? Diana Prince? Dinah Lance? All American heroes? *snerk*

*loves icon*