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Sex Ed, Monday [2-9] Third Period
"I hope everyone had a good time with their flour babies," said Steve. "First, everyone will please turn them in and tell the class a little about your week and what you did with your 'child.' I hope it was good practice for the weekend after the prom, although most of those will be much more demanding."
Once that part of the class was over, Steve said, "Moving right along, let's talk about things you can do with your partner instead of having sex.
"Now, I'm not going to tell you to wait until marriage, because that would be hypocritical." Steve turned red. "And I'm sure that's far more information than you ever wanted to know, and apologize. But really, if you're not in a one hundred percent committed relationship with someone, there are a lot of things you should be doing before sex, because you should really only ever have sexual relations with someone you're in a one hundred percent committed relationship with. There are a lot of things you can do to express your feelings for another person besides sex, and they'll help you get to know each other so that you can move forward toward...that point." Steve turned red again. "You can talk. You can cuddle. You can go for a walk, or work out together, or cook a meal for or with someone. All sorts of things. Just don't ever watch someone sleep, especially without their permission or knowledge. It may sound romantic, but it's actually pretty creepy. Think how you'd feel if you woke up to someone randomly staring at you." He gave them a moment to consider that. "So, for the rest of the class, let's brainstorm ideas for things you can do with your significant other that don't involve sexual activity."
Once that part of the class was over, Steve said, "Moving right along, let's talk about things you can do with your partner instead of having sex.
"Now, I'm not going to tell you to wait until marriage, because that would be hypocritical." Steve turned red. "And I'm sure that's far more information than you ever wanted to know, and apologize. But really, if you're not in a one hundred percent committed relationship with someone, there are a lot of things you should be doing before sex, because you should really only ever have sexual relations with someone you're in a one hundred percent committed relationship with. There are a lot of things you can do to express your feelings for another person besides sex, and they'll help you get to know each other so that you can move forward toward...that point." Steve turned red again. "You can talk. You can cuddle. You can go for a walk, or work out together, or cook a meal for or with someone. All sorts of things. Just don't ever watch someone sleep, especially without their permission or knowledge. It may sound romantic, but it's actually pretty creepy. Think how you'd feel if you woke up to someone randomly staring at you." He gave them a moment to consider that. "So, for the rest of the class, let's brainstorm ideas for things you can do with your significant other that don't involve sexual activity."
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Repress/deny/avoid anything about teachers having sex.
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Dinah spent half the rest of the period wondering if skipping Prom would work as a form of magic birth control.
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No reason. Really.
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