The Library

[janet_fraiser]

Janet unlocked the library and walked in, setting her laptop down warily behind the desk and trying not to think about Hathor the last time she was in here. She took a drink from her extra-large mug of coffee and started working.

ETA: She popped out a moment later and stuck a note up on the door: "New teachers need to check out the Rules of Conduct and fill out a library card application in blue or black ink, damn it. Please come inside for a form. Thank you."

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker widens her eyes, and then chortles. "Good to know." She puts Dr. Pierson's coffee down, and sipping her own, adds, "The porn in Special Collections is off-limits until we figure out what Julian did to turn into a cat. So sorry."

She unwraps a Nicorette, glares at it, and pops it in her mouth.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"So, inquiring minds want to know -- are you pregnant with John, Lee and Johnnylee triplets?" He asks with a glare.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker cocks an eyebrow at him. "Don't be silly, Adama. Raindrop is going to be an only child, thank god."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Ah, so just one wee Parkette." Lee nods and smiles with teh eval.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker smiles back with equal brightness. "Exactly. I'm limiting my experience with carrying new life to this one wee... squidlet."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee is now confused and absently drinks out of Janet's coffee cup.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"At least, I assume Sunshine is the father." Parker leans forward. "Unless there's something about that leather-pants dance we had during Homecoming, that you want to tell me?" she looks concerned.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee freaks out but keeps his cool exterior. "Wait, can, um, Earth women not on Caprican hormone suppressants get pregnant from dancing really close to a guy not on hormone suppressants???"

Lee feels like he might be sick.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

It's all the fun she's going to get today, damnit.

"I don't know, Lee! Maybe you should ask at the clinic?" Parker bites her lip, tries to look tearful. Not very sucessfully, though. "I don't know about alien physiology! And you're not that alien, but, you know! It was a really great dance!"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

He takes her by the shoulders. "Parker, answer me truthfully now. Did I impregnate you?"

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

She grins. And relents. Damnit.

"No, Lee. You didn't. I know *exactly* who is to blame for little Raindrop, and you're not even on the list."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee is so relieved that he hugs her tightly, crushing her body into his with his amazingly strong arms.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Okay. This is too fun. Nice, warm...

"Okay! Okay. Thanks for your concern, Adama. It's duly noted."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee likes hugging girls, OMGZ.

"So...what IS wrong with you, Parker?"

[janet_fraiser]

Janet can't help it. She bursts out laughing. "Parker! Be nice to the poor boy!" She looks over at Lee. "You're fine. She's not pregnant by you."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

He breathes out a sigh of relief. Lee fears women SO. FRAKKING. MUCH.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*pouts at Janet*

"Spoil my fun." Then grins.

[janet_fraiser]

"Hey!" exclaims Janet. "Lee! What'd you do that for?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee looks at her. "Do what?"

[janet_fraiser]

She nods at her travel mug of coffee, which Lee is still holding. "That," she says.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Oh!" Lee fumbles with the cup and spills it all over some Important Documents.


"Oh frak."

[janet_fraiser]

"Lee!" Janet rolled her eyes she snatched the cup away, put it on the floor, and grabbed a box of tissues to wipe up the spilled coffee with. "Watch it. And the key to using an unspillable travel mug is to close it up when you're done drinking from it."

She waved at papers to the side of the coffee spill. "Grab these and keep them away from the liquid."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee grabs the papers and looks thoroughly distressed.

[janet_fraiser]

Janet sighs as she finishes cleaning up. "I'm sorry," she says. "I shouldn't have snapped at you. Spilled coffee just frustrates me."

OOC: *giggle*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Can I help you fix this...re-xerox something....get you more coffee...back massage?...kill Daniel?....?"