ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-01-03 08:19 am
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Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

If anyone had hoped for good weather for the picnic, their wish had been granted as the day turned out to be sunny and warm. Everything had been cleaned up, spiffed up and bedazzled dazzled made as perfect as possible for the new arrivals. They deserved at least a few moments of pleasantness before the weirdness started to sink in.

May whatever deity they believed in help them now.

As usual, there were long tables set up with food and drinks, a table of nametags, and two signs: one listing the Big Sibling/Little Sibling pairings, and one listing rooms and roommates for the new students. With everything in place, the picnic was ready to begin.

[OCD is up!! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible.]
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Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool, of course, was there.

And still humming TV themes from the 70s.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hammer swaggered over when he figured out which one was his 'teaching buddy.' "Hi!" he crowed, offering one giant, gloved hand. "I'm...Captain Hammer."

Yes, he just paused for dramatic effect.

And then posed.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"...that was very dramatic." What? Deadpool had to admit that. "Do you practice it a lot?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't need to practice," he informed him smoothly. "I'm just naturally like this."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool nodded sagely. "It's okay. We're very accepting about the differently able."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, good," he said, not even fazed. Mostly because he didn't get it. "I'll be sure to keep that in mind when teaching. Use small words." Not that he knew many big ones.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just try not to break the students," He warned. "They frown on that here."

SIGH. Such a hardship, right?

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if they're evil?"

Sadly, he was perfectly serious.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"...still no."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hammer just looked utterly baffled. "...why not?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're teachers and supposed to protect them from harm and blah, blah blah. Just give them detention instead. Or verbally abuse them. I like the latter."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] is-my-penis.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooh, detention." Verbal abuse didn't seem like the best option. He couldn't usually think of snappy comebacks until about ten minutes later.

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
He was a bit... slow.

"Yes, detention goooood."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"You! With the cheap Spider-Man knock-off!" Jonah yelled. "What, you idolize that menace but you can't even be bothered to pick up a more accurate knockoff? That thing doesn't even have webs on it. If you paid more than ten bucks for it, you should sue."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, wait just a minute there! One, that's not very nice. Two, good god, you're hair is scaring me. And Three, I didn't pick it to look like his! You have any idea how hard it is to have a unique costume? Huh?"

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, but I could guess how easy it is to walk into Target in October and walk out looking like a menace who's too cheap to pay for the details on the costume," Jonah said. "And my hair is a work of art! You could set a glass on it, that's how flat it's cut up top."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"God, it's like looking at Osborn's hair all over again." he was having flashbacks here! And not the fun kind, either!
Edited 2009-01-03 17:25 (UTC)

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Osborn?" Jonah asked. "That guy needed to learn how to use a comb correctly."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, that's a given," Deadpool replied, perfectly conversational. "At least it's not as bad as Storm's mohawk, though."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why would a storm have hair?" Jonah asked. "You're slipping into crazytalk."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine, fine. Queen Ororo. Happy? Geeze, you all and your need to name people properly."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's an Ororo. And America has a President, not a Queen," Jonah said. "Why am I still talking to a crazy person anyway. I have better things to do than this. Like anything else."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, duh. She's the queen of Wakanda." His third favorite fictional country. "And what do you need to do? Write more scathing editorials on the Spider-man menace? Get new material, man. Try Tony Stark's drinking problem. That's less of a dead horse to beat."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] trustshisbarber.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"People love to read about Spider-Man's criminal behavior. It sells newspapers," Jonah said. "Who's this Stark guy anyway? I'll tell you who: someone who isn't nearly the menace Spider-Man is."

Re: Meet Your Teachers (Spring 2009)

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, your crazy sells papers," Deadpool replied. "And, c'mon. I'm not even a white hat and even I admit he's not a menace! Sure, his quips are annoying and I do them so much better. And maybe the lil' one here wasn't so bad, but that's hardly the point!"

A beat.

"Wait, you don't know Stark?"
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