http://sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-10-29 02:11 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #8

At the front of the classroom, a table was set up with an assortment of baby accessories; clothes, bottles, diapers and carriers.

Edward stood at the front of the classroom holding a baby doll. "I hope you enjoyed your family visits. After this week's project, you may appreciate your parents a little more. For the next seven days, you are all parents to your own babies." He held up the infant simulator and demonstrated how to "take care" of the baby, using the diapers and bottle made for the doll. The baby began to cry and Edward rocked it gently until it quieted.

"The bottle and diapers have sensors that register when the baby is being fed or changed," he said. "You will each have a wristband," he held up his arm to show the one he was wearing, "that will let the baby sense when you are near. All you have to do is keep the baby healthy and happy for one week and you'll get an A on this project. Which, by the way, is forty percent of your grade. These dolls are programmed to act just like a real child, so expect to be feeding and changing your little one at all hours. And don't try to mess around with the programming. If the doll is opened up, it will register as 'abused' and you will get an 'F' on the project."

"I've paired you off into couples for this. As 'husband' and 'wife' you will be equally responsible for the child's wellbeing." He paused. "Actually, we have a greater number of girls than boys in this class, so some of you girls will have to work together. Just assume you're sisters helping each other out while your husbands are off in the Army."

Once all the students had their babies, Edward said, "The rest of the period is free time for you to practice your parenting skills. I have baby carriers and other useful items here to help you with caring for your young one. If you need anything else during the week, you can stop by my office."

[It's the inevitable baby project! The dolls have programs that require them to be fed and changed at least every four hours. For more info on how these work, check out the YouTube links below.

OOC, it's up to you how much you want to play out. I'm not going to check on you. I encourage you to play with it and find an IC babysitter if possible, but handwavily saying "someone watched the kid all week" is fine.

Also, the "parents" to each child will get graded on that child's "health", but Edward can't keep track of who takes care of the doll. Forming non-traditional family units is fine as long as the child is taken care of.

Feeding.
Comforting the baby.
How the doll works.

Wait for OCD up!]

Re: Amber Atkins/Cal Stephanides

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Amber felt like crap but that didn't keep her from snorting over the fact that she and Cal had a baby girl.

"Heeeeey, little Amber Jr.," she cooed at the fake baby, totally thinking that name was perfect.

Re: Amber Atkins/Cal Stephanides

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Listening to the explanation, Cal didn't think too much of the assignment (hey, he had dolls growing up; it couldn't be much different than that), but once paired and in the presences of the fake child, he was feeling a strange aversion to it that left him looking at Amber cooing at it a bit dully.

"Amber Jr., huh?"

Re: Triela/Kevin Archer

[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Triela looked more than slightly horrified.

Please, please, please tell her that at least her partner is a tolerable human being.

Re: Triela/Kevin Archer

[identity profile] my-tragic-past.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you think the poop smells?" Kevin asked. "I mean, I like kids, but that baby poop smell makes me gag."

Re: Molly Carpenter/Toby Moraitis

[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Man, I hope this thing isn't like Chucky," Toby said, peering down at the fake baby.

Re: Molly Carpenter/Toby Moraitis

[identity profile] grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"All babies are kind of like Chucky," Molly commented, picking the baby up with the kind of ease that only came from practice.

Re: Blair Waldorf/Chuck Bass

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck didn't know whether to be amused or horrified. Considering that he was taking out his cell phone to take a picture of the baby and inform Nathaniel that he knocked up his girlfriend, he was leaning a little more to the "amused" side.

Re: Blair Waldorf/Chuck Bass

[identity profile] gameknowsgame.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not touching it," Blair informed him.

Re: Meg Powers/Eric van der Woodsen

[identity profile] meg-powers.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Meg was fairly horror struck by the whole concept.
peace_n_war: (Wtf)

Re: Jenny Sparks/Warren Peace

[personal profile] peace_n_war 2008-10-29 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Warren stared at the toy baby... thing.

Yes, it was safe to assume that it was a stare of horror and disgust.

"I'm not dressing it up or calling it stupid pet names," he announced.

Re: Joan Girardi/Marco

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Fake babies were bad enough.

Fake babies with a boy you sort of liked? Worst thing ever.

Joan's cheeks were very warm as she gingerly held the 'baby' and went to sit by Marco.

Re: Temari/Gwen Cooper

[identity profile] not-fangirl.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Temari eyed the baby like it was a bomb. "I'm not taking care of it."

Re: Angela Montenegro/Toshiko Sato

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Aw, he's kind of adorable," Angela decided, cradling their 'baby'. She'll probably change this opinion later when it kept her awake all night, but for now...

Re: Kaylee Frye/Claire Fisher

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2008-10-29 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire gave the baby a slightly wary look and tried to think of a good name. It started to cry, and she fumbled for the key. "Of course we get the crying one."
Edited 2008-10-29 13:21 (UTC)