Interactive Religion [Tuesday, April 15]

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Biff got halfway through his opening sentence of "Today we're going to talk about--" when lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone out from him, and his hair looked like a shampoo ad.

And Biff was sore annoyed.

"Azriel?"

The blonde man in the dress robes nodded his head placidly.

"I'm kind of in the middle of something," Biff said testily.

Azriel looked confused. It was not an uncommon expression for him. "The Son said to see you immediately."

"When did he say that?" Biff asked.

"...March?" Azriel replied.

Biff restrained himself from beating either himself or the angel. "Well, you're here now," he grumbled. "In my classroom. Terrifying my students." He waved his hand towards the angel. "Class, meet Azriel, former angel of death, current pain in my ass. Every dumb blond joke in the world started because of this guy."

Azriel gave him a sour look that disappeared almost immediately. "I would be happy to answer your questions," he said.

Agnus Dei - Rufus Wainwright

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Sign in [April 15]

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

With your most awestruck icon.

Re: Sign in [April 15]

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely Booth

Re: Sign in [April 15]

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal Austreben

Stare at the angel

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Who totally doesn't look like an elf. Shh He sure is shiny, huh?

Re: Stare at the angel

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie stared. Probably with more intensity than he should have.

Re: Stare at the angel

[raspberryturk]

Reno's staring today seemed to be more of a suspicious glower.

He wasn't terribly fond of angels.

Re: Stare at the angel

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely was just going to bash his head against the nearest desk right about now.

It made as much sense as anything.

Re: Stare at the angel

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy had met two angels already. Okay one was fallen at the time but still. Wow. This was what Aziraphale had been hiding? No wonder.

Re: Stare at the angel

[the_merriest]

Okay, so, she didn't believe in religion, but she'd seen the afterlife, and ... she had no clue where angels fit into any of that. So Rikku was just going to stare.

Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

He'll tell you all kinds of heavenly gossip that you don't care about.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew's hand shot into the air.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Yes?" Azriel asked.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"So is it true that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings?" Jamie asked sincerely.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Where did they put them in the meantime?" Azriel asked, confused.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[withoutverona]

Romeo almost hesitated before he raised his hand, but how often would this opportunity come up?

"Does 'angel of death' mean you know what happens when we die?"

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Azriel nodded. "But I'm not allowed to tell you," he said, looking smug.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[the_merriest]

Rikku raised her hand.

"Um. What are angels? I mean, what do you do?"

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"We were the first creations of God, designed to give him eternal praise for his glory," Azriel said.

Behind him, Biff was mouthing, "Dumb as toast."

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

"What are your job duties?" Inara asked, once she'd been called on.

Talk to the TA

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Hi, Karal!

Re: Talk to the TA

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal just stared at the angel. He was extremely confused.

He'd thought Gabriel was the angel of death. Well, Archangel, but still. How could there be two of them?

Talk to Biff

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Who is looking forward to drinking heavily as soon as the angel leaves.

OOC

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Yay, Azriel!

Re: OOC

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Angel of death? *looks amused*

Re: OOC

[atreideslioness]

YAY AZRIEL! *glees*