Interactive Religion [Tuesday, April 15]

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Biff got halfway through his opening sentence of "Today we're going to talk about--" when lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone out from him, and his hair looked like a shampoo ad.

And Biff was sore annoyed.

"Azriel?"

The blonde man in the dress robes nodded his head placidly.

"I'm kind of in the middle of something," Biff said testily.

Azriel looked confused. It was not an uncommon expression for him. "The Son said to see you immediately."

"When did he say that?" Biff asked.

"...March?" Azriel replied.

Biff restrained himself from beating either himself or the angel. "Well, you're here now," he grumbled. "In my classroom. Terrifying my students." He waved his hand towards the angel. "Class, meet Azriel, former angel of death, current pain in my ass. Every dumb blond joke in the world started because of this guy."

Azriel gave him a sour look that disappeared almost immediately. "I would be happy to answer your questions," he said.

Agnus Dei - Rufus Wainwright

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Sign in [April 15]

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

With your most awestruck icon.

Stare at the angel

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Who totally doesn't look like an elf. Shh He sure is shiny, huh?

Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

He'll tell you all kinds of heavenly gossip that you don't care about.

Talk to the TA

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Hi, Karal!

Talk to Biff

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Who is looking forward to drinking heavily as soon as the angel leaves.

OOC

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Yay, Azriel!

Re: Sign in [April 15]

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Seely Booth

Re: Sign in [April 15]

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Karal Austreben

Re: Talk to the TA

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal just stared at the angel. He was extremely confused.

He'd thought Gabriel was the angel of death. Well, Archangel, but still. How could there be two of them?

Re: OOC

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Angel of death? *looks amused*

Re: Sign in [April 15]

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Andrew Wells

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew's hand shot into the air.

Re: Sign in [April 15]

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Jamie Madrox

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"So is it true that every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings?" Jamie asked sincerely.

Re: Stare at the angel

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie stared. Probably with more intensity than he should have.

Re: Sign in [April 15]

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Ami mizuno

Re: Sign in [April 15]

[withoutverona]

Romeo Montague

Re: OOC

[atreideslioness]

YAY AZRIEL! *glees*

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[withoutverona]

Romeo almost hesitated before he raised his hand, but how often would this opportunity come up?

"Does 'angel of death' mean you know what happens when we die?"

Re: OOC

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

He got fired after he let Noah and Moses stick around for hundreds of years because they said they were behind on paperwork.

Not the brightest star in the heavens, this one.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Yes?" Azriel asked.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Where did they put them in the meantime?" Azriel asked, confused.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"Is it true, because I've read things, um, is it true that angels are gender neutral?" he asked.

Re: Ask Azriel questions!

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

Azriel nodded. "But I'm not allowed to tell you," he said, looking smug.

Re: Talk to the TA

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

The angel stared back, looking equally confused.