Saturday Morning, Detention--Danger Shop

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In a surprisingly neat hand, the following list had been posted to the door:

Detention: Saturday, February 23

Eve Levine
John Sheppard
Karal Austreben
Liir Thropp
Teyla Emmagan
Yasutora "Chad" Sado

Vala was grinning as they entered, then locked the door behind them. "Good morning, my minions. Welcome to a life of freedom and debauchery, at least until lunch, when you return to your normal everyday routines, which anywhere other than Fandom would be quite dull."

[ooc: OCD a'comin' is up. Play away! ETA: Oops. So, yeah. I forgot to mention that any tools are fully available and moddable.]

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Sign In--Detention

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Using your most piratical icons!

Dress Like a Space Pirate

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There's a rack against the wall with a full selection of leather pants, skirts, boots, vests, corsets, jackets, etc.

There are no shirts, however, and the really long ones clothes on the end are probably for Chad.

Feel free to get dressed and bitch.

Snack Table

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Since you were probably too busy sleeping running from the cops or local authorities to eat breakfast, there is a supply of coffee, tea, baked good, fruit, and cheeses.

Earn a Living

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In part of the Danger Shop, a set of corridors has been established. At the end of this maze is a room, with glass walls and several different intricate-looking locks--one mechanical, one electronic, and one crystalline.

Behind the glass walls and the locks, there is a very large treasure chest, filled with gold. There is also a stack of bars of some kind of heavy metal, and a sword on hooks on the wall.

"It's your job to get it, and get out without setting off any alarms. I don't care how, and you can work together or alone."

Earn a Living--Part II

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The Danger Shop has transformed so it looks suspiciously like the woods of Vancouver Vala's home planet, except for the light rain, which she has added just for her own amusement. You and your comrades and your booty need to get off the planet.

Oh, is that a ship?

Have fun stealing and flying it.

ooc: Yes, it's a simulation, so everyone can fly if they want.

Earn a Living--Part III

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Oops! Turns out you've been followed and need to get rid of the booty.

Luckily, there is a very attractive woman in black leather who will be ecstatic to take it off your hands for you.

For a price.

Bargain away!

OOC

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I *think* that's everything.

Ping here with questions or if you need me for anything specific. I'm also available over AIM.

Yes, Karal, you can keep the pants to show Evey.

Re: Sign In--Detention

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Liir Thropp

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John Sheppard

Re: Dress Like a Space Pirate

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John was a little surprised by Vala's idea of detention as he emerged dressed in leather pants and a leather vest.

"Really? Leather? This stuff is going to chafe."

Re: Snack Table

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Coffee was a good idea. John drank thankfully, hoping the all-leather experience would improve with a stimulant.

Re: Dress Like a Space Pirate

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"You could go without," she told him entirely too cheerfully.

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Teyla Emmagan

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Teyla attempted to put on all of the pants that were left, before discovering that none of them fit her, and she had to settle for a skirt. She looked less than pleased when she came out.

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"Must we change?" he asked, sounding faintly... well, it was surprised, at any rate.

Re: Snack Table

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"How does that taste?" he asked, pointing at the coffee.

"I've always been rather curious."

Re: Dress Like a Space Pirate

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"Those are the rules," she nodded, though, really, it wasn't like detention had that many rules.

Re: Dress Like a Space Pirate

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He nodded dutifully, as he could understand (even appreciate) rules and started looking through the assorted pieces.

"Is there a reason for all the leather?"

Re: Dress Like a Space Pirate

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"It's more protective in a fight or most weather than wool or cotton or most synthetics, doesn't disintegrate with use, and doesn't snag or leave threads if it's cut," Vala told him. It was also very pretty on most people, but she didn't add that.

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"Fair enough," he said, looking for something in black. Brown never really worked as well on him.

They looked rather tight, as if they'd fit right to the skin, but there wasn't anything else that really seemed even around his size.

"And shirts? Or should we leave ours as we are?"

Re: Earn a Living

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Liir looked around curiously to see if anyone had any ideas for how to even start.

Re: Snack Table

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"Tastes like a wake up call," John said, drinking deeply from his mug. "You should try some."

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John frowned, "Somehow I don't think I'll get very far in my underwear."

Re: Dress Like a Space Pirate

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"No shirts, but I guess you can wear yours if you feel you must."

Re: Snack Table

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"Wake up calls aren't exactly pleasant," he said thoughtfully as he sniffed at the air. The scent was odd, nutty with an astringent note that drew him towards the carafe.

"What's it made of?"