http://silent-robert.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] silent-robert.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-09-20 09:24 am
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Communication: Week 3 (Thursday, P5)

Silent Bob hustled into the classroom, looking over his shoulder as if afraid he was being followed, and quickly shut the door. He relaxed a little bit and waved at the students cheerfully before starting to write on his ever-beloved whiteboard.

VERBAL - INSU


Unfortunately, that was all he got to write when the door came crashing open and a very irate hetero-lifemate was standing there.

"What the fuck, fatass? There is no fucking way you're pussying out on letting me fuck with your little class. What, you fucking thought I wouldn't find you?"

Bob sighed and buried his face in one hand before turning back to the board and finishing his thought.

LTS.
Effective way of making displeasure known.


He turned back to the class and flicked his hand in a few gestures meant to indicate that they should pair up and try to make the other person cry.

[[OCD coming up. Uh, profanity warning? Do I even have to warn people? Warning: Jay.]]

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[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not about to make the first move throwing insults around, Mac just settled forward, her elbows on the desk, and waited for someone to be rude to her.
absolutesnark: (Grin)

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[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey Mac," Summer grinned. "Mind if I insult you?"

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[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think you're supposed to ask nicely," Mac said. "Uh, you moron," she added belatedly. She's good at snark, less so at straight insults on command.
absolutesnark: (Huh?)

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[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Summer was pretty decent at snark, too. She could even insult someone on command if they deserved it. Being mean to Mac was quite a challenge, though.

"Nuh uh, you are." Wow, that was lame.

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[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"A witty and brilliant comeback." Yeah, she's defaulted back to sarcasm. "For an eight year old, anyway."

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[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff looked somewhere between really scared and really excited. He felt this class may be educational.

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[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Need a partner?" John asked the breast-guy from Ares' class.

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[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Jeff smiled sunnily at John. "Cunt," he said, decisively.

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[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, we've already started, asshat. Did your momma teach you that nice word?" John retorted with a grin.

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[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Chris wasn't sure how he felt about this class assignment, but he looked for a partner.

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[identity profile] iseewhatyoumean.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Cassandra's eyes landed on Chris as she, too, was looking for a partner. She offered a sort of "why not?" shrug and stood up to move closer.

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[identity profile] neurotic-witch.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey," Chris said. "I'm Chris. Don't think we've met."


[ooc: just a heads up, I'm actually gonna be AFK after 4pm EST until tomorrow.]

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[identity profile] iseewhatyoumean.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
She shook her head, "I'm Cassandra." After a moment of hesitation, she remembered to offer her hand for shaking.

[ooc: No worries, I like SP, but thanks for the heads-up.]

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[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
This was Jack's WTF face.

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[identity profile] palestshadow.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Naminé noticed the other boy and lifted an eyebrow with an amused smile. "I'm not certain we've met before, which should make it difficult to insult one another."

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[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think so," he said. "I'd probably remember. Hi. Jack Burton." He stuck his hand out.

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[identity profile] palestshadow.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Naminé," she said, taking his hand and shaking it. "Are we really supposed to sit here and toss jabs at one another? I'm not in the habit of insulting people, really."

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[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of Anemone's insults revolved around different ways to kill people, which made them threats rather than insults. So she looked around for someone to partner up with, in hopes of improving.

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[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you know any good insults?" asked Hoshi.

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[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Not really. I usually just insult someone's intelligence or threaten to hurt them until they leave me alone." Anemone shrugged philosophically. "People respond well to bodily harm."
likethegun: (i'm betting you can't say no to me)

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[personal profile] likethegun 2007-09-21 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sam didn't like the idea of trying to insult people on purpose, but if it was for a grade...

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[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Inara took a seat by the very tall boy and didn't think at all about how she had spent her life training not to insult people. "Hello."
likethegun: (i'm smug and satisfied)

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[personal profile] likethegun 2007-09-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Hi," Sam said lamely, giving the pretty girl a small wave.

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[identity profile] ambassadorinara.livejournal.com 2007-09-21 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know you well enough to insult you," she said apologetically. "At least not properly."

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