Communication: Week 3 (Thursday, P5)

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

Silent Bob hustled into the classroom, looking over his shoulder as if afraid he was being followed, and quickly shut the door. He relaxed a little bit and waved at the students cheerfully before starting to write on his ever-beloved whiteboard.

VERBAL - INSU

Unfortunately, that was all he got to write when the door came crashing open and a very irate hetero-lifemate was standing there.

"What the fuck, fatass? There is no fucking way you're pussying out on letting me fuck with your little class. What, you fucking thought I wouldn't find you?"

Bob sighed and buried his face in one hand before turning back to the board and finishing his thought.

LTS.
Effective way of making displeasure known.

He turned back to the class and flicked his hand in a few gestures meant to indicate that they should pair up and try to make the other person cry.

[[OCD coming up. Uh, profanity warning? Do I even have to warn people? Warning: Jay.]]

Comments

Re: Insult each other

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Need a partner?" John asked the breast-guy from Ares' class.

Re: Insult each other

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff smiled sunnily at John. "Cunt," he said, decisively.

Re: Insult each other

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Oh, we've already started, asshat. Did your momma teach you that nice word?" John retorted with a grin.

Re: Insult each other

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff paused. Then stared at John. He wasn't very good at being upright in the face of mean. "I'm sorry," he said, "Cunt's really all I've got. I'm sort of new to insults."

Re: Insult each other

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Oh, well, it's a pretty effective insult," John said, all relaxed and slouchy. "I totally thought you were displeased with me...bre-what was your name, again?"

Re: Insult each other

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"I should probably practice it in variation," Jeff mused, "Oh, I'm Jeff! Hi and everything, sorry for the greeting earlier, just, you know, class..."

He was still in class, but did not let himself be deterred by that.

Re: Insult each other

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"No problem." Right, Jeff, not breast-guy. "Well, class is the place to be...if you're into that sort of thing," John started to remember why he hadn't talked to Jeff in a while.

Re: Insult each other

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

To be fair, Jeff was totally a breast guy. "I heard a good one earlier," he whispered excitably, "....Fuckwit. I'm just not certain if it's appropriate."

Re: Insult each other

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it's always appropriate," John said, encouragingly. "You just need the right person to use it on."