http://silent-robert.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] silent-robert.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-09-20 09:24 am
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Communication: Week 3 (Thursday, P5)

Silent Bob hustled into the classroom, looking over his shoulder as if afraid he was being followed, and quickly shut the door. He relaxed a little bit and waved at the students cheerfully before starting to write on his ever-beloved whiteboard.

VERBAL - INSU


Unfortunately, that was all he got to write when the door came crashing open and a very irate hetero-lifemate was standing there.

"What the fuck, fatass? There is no fucking way you're pussying out on letting me fuck with your little class. What, you fucking thought I wouldn't find you?"

Bob sighed and buried his face in one hand before turning back to the board and finishing his thought.

LTS.
Effective way of making displeasure known.


He turned back to the class and flicked his hand in a few gestures meant to indicate that they should pair up and try to make the other person cry.

[[OCD coming up. Uh, profanity warning? Do I even have to warn people? Warning: Jay.]]
absolutesnark: (Grin)

Re: Insult each other

[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey Mac," Summer grinned. "Mind if I insult you?"

Re: Insult each other

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't think you're supposed to ask nicely," Mac said. "Uh, you moron," she added belatedly. She's good at snark, less so at straight insults on command.
absolutesnark: (Huh?)

Re: Insult each other

[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Summer was pretty decent at snark, too. She could even insult someone on command if they deserved it. Being mean to Mac was quite a challenge, though.

"Nuh uh, you are." Wow, that was lame.

Re: Insult each other

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"A witty and brilliant comeback." Yeah, she's defaulted back to sarcasm. "For an eight year old, anyway."
absolutesnark: (Bitch Please)

Re: Insult each other

[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Summer gave Mac a mock "bitch please" look. "Oh, it is so on, bitch."

Re: Insult each other

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Mac grinned, shaking her head. "There you go again. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree today, are we?"
absolutesnark: (Laughing)

Re: Insult each other

[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah? Well, your elevator totally doesn't go all the way to the top," Summer replied, completely unable to keep a straight face after saying that.

Re: Insult each other

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2007-09-20 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mac, still grinning over here. "Considering yours never left the basement, I think we're even."
absolutesnark: (Oh really?)

Re: Insult each other

[personal profile] absolutesnark 2007-09-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Summer thought that was a pretty decent comeback, though it didn't stop her from saying, "Amateur."