Detention, Saturday, September 15

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Barney thought this was a total waste of his time. He could be off with Jo Jo right now getting some sweet early morning action. He posted the Detention List and leaned against the door to wait.

Naminé
Valentine
Cher
Pam
Jenny
Eve

"Okay, losers, listen up!" Barney gathered the students just outside the Danger Shop.

"Today you ladies and gentleman will complete several challenges that Robin Sparkles, I mean, Robin Scherbatsky faced when becoming a temporary bro." Well, all but the final challenge.

"Start off by telling me why you're here and then you may enter...THE HALL OF MAN!"

After they signed in, he dramatically opened the door to the Danger shop where they were faced with their first challenge.

[ooc: Wait for Massive OCD is up! I'm off to sleep, but shall return! Any questions, ping me in the OOC thread...]
[ETA: Oh, right, and Detention is done at like 3ish]

Comments

Detention Sign In

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Name, crime, favorite color

Re: Detention Sign In

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine, Note Passing and it was totally worth it, Purple

Talk to Barney [9/15]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Cuz he's there, getting a simulated manicure. It's his spa day.

Re: Talk to Barney [9/15]

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Naminé tilted her head. "The Hall of Man? It seems as though I'm not exactly qualified for that, per se."

Re: Talk to Barney [9/15]

[ashockingbitch]

"Is it all right if I smoke in detention?" Jenny wanted to know. She already had a lit cigarette, though, suggesting she didn't much care about the answer, and was only asking to be polite.

Challenge One - Suit Up!

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There are racks of suits in all styles and sizes. Describe the suit you chose in narrative and Barney will critique.

Re: Challenge One - Suit Up!

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine wasn't entirely certain that he was capable of putting on any of these suits. Nothings was suitably flashy or floppy for a performer of his particular level of talent and charm.

Even so, he managed to put something together that was halfway presentable, consisting of a plum dress shirt, a black necktie, black slacks, and coattails.

Coattails were floppy enough. Mostly.

Re: Challenge One - Suit Up!

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Pam considered, and to be honest, her biggest priority was finding pants that were short enough for her legs.

She finally found a simple, cute black suit (http://www.northernattack.com/images/ew_2006.02.24/ew_2006.02.24_04.jpg) she liked, and hoped it worked.

And she also was typing something (http://fat-halpert.livejournal.com/503.html?thread=131831#t131831) on her phone, discreetly.

Re: Challenge One - Suit Up!

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Well. White didn't seem right for a pantsuit, and the shade of blue she was fondest of really didn't work properly, either.

At least she could stay monochrome by moving to black.

Naminé pieced together a few items (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/namine/W5305.jpg) - black slacks, black suit jacket with rather a fun collar, a silk tank underneath, and she couldn't resist the large, clunky jewelry - and then looked at her reflection curiously. Odd how black did such marvelous things to her complexion.

"Do I pass?" she asked with an amused smile.

Re: Challenge One - Suit Up!

[notclueful]

...Cher liked detention.

Deciding to mix and match a little, she suited up in a very chic black pencil skirt, silk lavender shell top with a kicky black 3/4 sleeved jacket. She was feeling pretty good about this one.

Re: Challenge One - Suit Up!

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny dug through the rack of suits for a few minutes before she found a white pantsuit and a set of braces. "Well, bugger me gently," she muttered as she pulled it out and put it on over her Union Jack t-shirt. It didn't fit as well as it had when she was physically nineteen. She pouted a little at this.

Re: Challenge One - Suit Up!

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Since Eve couldn't go with your traditional little black dress, she dug through the racks for a while before coming up with what she figured was the equivalent -- a simple black suit.

Barney would probably find it rather lame, but Eve liked it. And by God, she made it look good.

Challenge Two - The Cigar Bar

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Students sent on from Challenge One will find themselves in a cigar bar. Your mission: Attempt to smoke a simulated cigar (or a bubblegum one) and drink a simulated brandy (or iced tea).

Re: Challenge Two - The Cigar Bar

[dark_slippy_thing]

Bubblegum and iced tea. Valentine could live with that.

He made a reach for the 'brandy' and attempted to look casual about it.

Re: Challenge Two - The Cigar Bar

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Pam took a bubblegum cigar, because ew, and considered the brandy for a moment before thinking about second drinks and deciding to go with the iced tea.

She tried to look natural about it. It was hard, considering she was also trying to text.

Re: Challenge Two - The Cigar Bar

[palestshadow.livejournal.com]

Naminé eased into one of the chairs and placed a bubblegum cigar between her lips. "Do I have to light this?" she asked. "And are we allowed to choose the brandy? I've never had it."

Re: Challenge Two - The Cigar Bar

[notclueful]

Cher took one of the bubblegum cigars, but frowned at it. "I'm not sure this is the right image I want to be giving."

Re: Challenge Two - The Cigar Bar

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny kicked back in a chair to enjoy her cigar and brandy, wishing only that they weren't simulated. After the first puff she said, "Hey, this isn't half bad."

Challenge Three - Laser Tag

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Ping in and Barney will attack you. Hit him twice or be hit twice to move on.

Re: Challenge Three - Laser Tag

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine disliked laser tag. Valentine knew he disliked it because of a mad science class earlier in the semester.

In which he learned that everyone else in the world had x-ray vision, or something.

Later, he was informed that it was because he had no peripheral vision to speak of, but he still didn't know entirely what that meant.

Needless to say, Valentine was absolutely horrible at this.

Lunch

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Eat with friends or complain about detention. Either way, Barney doesn't really care. He's getting a simulated pedicure off to the side over there.

Re: Lunch

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine sat down for food, grinning from ear to ear. In his hand, he had a sheet of paper (with a morning schedule on it, complete with circles and lines and a paragraph on the back explaining what he would like to do with all of his free mornings).

He was waiting for Namine.

Challenge Four - Battleship

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Play (http://www.miniclip.com/games/battleships/en/) until you win! Or until you're ready to move on.

Re: Challenge Four - Battleship

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine found the battleship on his very first shot, and proceeded to sink it right away.

And then he fell victim to the most spectacular array of enemy tactics, ever, not actually finding any other ships until the end of the game, when he lost most spectacularly.

Challenge Five - Showcase Showdown

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Ever seen The Price is Right? Barney thinks Bob is his dad. Ping in, and the special announcer will tell you about your showcase. Try to do better than your opponent, the one and only Sandy Rivers!

Re: Challenge Five - Showcase Showdown

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine had no idea what in the world this was all about.

He hoped it involved buzzers.

Game Over

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

You have successfully completed detention, what are you going to do now?

OOC [9/15]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me-e-e-e!

Re: OOC [9/15]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

OMG SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN. I LOVE YOU.