Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, July 31, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Today, you will deal with real people, so keep your eye rolling to a minimum, please," Josh said as the students assembled in the Danger Shop. "We will be working...retail!" he said, clapping his hands together.

The Danger Shop turned into a sandwich store of a chain that might be familiar to some of you, oh yes. "Half of you will be working behind the counter. The other half of you will be the incredibly irritating customers. Ask how long a foot-long sandwich is! Demand a sandwich with everything except most of the ingredients! Wonder why a sandwich shop doesn't serve Mexican!" Josh's grin turned positively evil. "And you customer service types--remember to smile. And, um, not to punch anyone."

Comments

Sign in

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to smile!

Re: Sign in

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard

Re: Sign in

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel Fray

Work at the sub shop!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Cheery sub shop workers are: Alec, Faile, Mel, Qui-Gon, Eve, Savannah, Charlie and Rodney. Hairnets and obnoxious aprons are required.

Even cheerier patrons are: AJ, Andros, Door, Lana, Gavin, Peter, John & Sokka.

Mwhahaha.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel stood at the counter and glared at anyone who came close to her.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[by137.livejournal.com]

"Hi!" With a glare like that, A.J. just knew Mel would appreciate the bright, chipper, bushy-tailed greeting.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[notajar]

Door bounces up, running through a list of options in her head, and thinking that John Crichton's class might be the best preparation for this one ever.

"I'd like a footlong hero with monetary cheddar!" she chirps.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[jedi-qui.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon looked at the hairnet a moment before putting it on with a shrug. It seemed rather unnecessary, but perhaps it was all part of the stupidity they were supposed to be dealing with.

He moved to stand at the counter and wait for a customer.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"Is the bread fresh?" Peter asked. Hey, if he was supposed to be an annoying customer, he might as well get into it.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

Faile "lost" her hairnet, but put on the apron. At least there were no weird machines to deal with.

Poor Faile. No one told her about the registers.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John was not in a good mood.

"Hey, Faile. Is this," he pointed to his hair, "a side effect of eating your pie?"

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

Charlie worked her hair into the net, put on the apron, and tried to look perky. And helpful. And willing to make a sub.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec actually did look cheery. Of course, according to him, he was totally working the apron.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka walked up to the counter with a bright and cheery grin.

When he ordered, he spoke in a soft, muffled voice as quickly as he could.

"I'd like two meatball subs, one 6-inch on whole wheat, one foot-long on the asiago whatever, the first one with lettuce, tomato, ... no, wait. Make them both foot-longs. And go light on the sauce. Um. And provolone and those pepper things on the second one, but no cheese on the first. And nothing else on the second. Except some pepper. And also a grilled chicken with mayonnaise, lettuce, onions, NO tomato, and American cheese. Light mayo. Put some mayonnaise on the meatball, too. The one with the tomato." He blinked up at Alec expectantly. "...Huh. You're not Dean."

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Rodney was less concerned with the apron and hairnet thing than he was with the fact that he was most likely going to fail this assignment. He'd never actually tried to stop rolling his eyes before. He only pouted a little as he waited for someone to approach him.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana walked up cheerfully. "Hi. I'd like a Big Mac, please."

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve stood at the counter, in her hairnet and obnoxious apron, and wondered just how much trouble she'd get in for setting Professor Lyman on fire.

Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

In case he's needed.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly came in - with coffee - and eyed the setup as she made her way over to Josh. "You're a cruel man, you know."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Hi, you," Josh replied with a smile. "And yes, yes I am." He reached behind the counter. "Hairnet?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim stopped by after class with a look on his face that suggested that there may be some sort of mischief afoot. "Professor Lyman? Do you have a second?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Of course!" Josh said. "If you want a sandwich, you have to ask the people with hairnets, though."

OOC

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

I'm at work until noon PST. Don't set the fake sub shop on fire, please.

Re: OOC

[absolutesnark]

Summer is not listed in either group. Which role would you like her to take?

Re: OOC

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Wow, I suck. Let's make her a customer.

Sorry about that!