Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, July 31, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Today, you will deal with real people, so keep your eye rolling to a minimum, please," Josh said as the students assembled in the Danger Shop. "We will be working...retail!" he said, clapping his hands together.

The Danger Shop turned into a sandwich store of a chain that might be familiar to some of you, oh yes. "Half of you will be working behind the counter. The other half of you will be the incredibly irritating customers. Ask how long a foot-long sandwich is! Demand a sandwich with everything except most of the ingredients! Wonder why a sandwich shop doesn't serve Mexican!" Josh's grin turned positively evil. "And you customer service types--remember to smile. And, um, not to punch anyone."

Comments

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"That's it!" Mel snapped. "No sub for you! No come back one year!"

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[by137.livejournal.com]

"You can't do that!"

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Oh yeah?!" Mel said defiantly.

She slapped her hand on the counter.

"Banned for life! No sub for you! Go!"

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[by137.livejournal.com]

"I want to speak your your manager!"

A.J. met her slap of hands on the counter. Oh-so-menacingly.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"Fine!"

Mel stomped into the back room.

Five minutes later she had returned with bristles from a broom taped to her face in a poor attempt to disguise herself with a mustache.

"I am zee manager! No Sub for you! Go!"

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[by137.livejournal.com]

And A.J. just lost it. He couldn't help it. The laughing came out of him before he could stop it, and any attempts to stop it only made it worse.