Dealing With Stupid People [Tuesday, July 31, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Today, you will deal with real people, so keep your eye rolling to a minimum, please," Josh said as the students assembled in the Danger Shop. "We will be working...retail!" he said, clapping his hands together.

The Danger Shop turned into a sandwich store of a chain that might be familiar to some of you, oh yes. "Half of you will be working behind the counter. The other half of you will be the incredibly irritating customers. Ask how long a foot-long sandwich is! Demand a sandwich with everything except most of the ingredients! Wonder why a sandwich shop doesn't serve Mexican!" Josh's grin turned positively evil. "And you customer service types--remember to smile. And, um, not to punch anyone."

Comments

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[notajar]

Door points to the menu and shakes her head. "It says so right there!"

It says Monterey.

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"That's Monty-Ray's cheese," Mel clarified. "Not monetary cheese. Monetary cheese would be made from money. Monty-Ray's cheese is only for people named Monty or Ray."

Re: Work at the sub shop!

[notajar]

Door frowns. "That's discriminatory. I should be able to get monetary cheese if I like, no matter what my name is."