Tuesday, June 26 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to is anyone really reading this? Hi Mom!

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"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off.

"Welcome to Introduction to Swimming and Boating for Beginners and Advanced Beginners!" said the other Jerry. He looked perfectly normal. Wherein "normal" is defined as "Jerry." So not normal at all.

"Welcome to Boating Safety for Canadians!"

"Welcome to Fire Safety for Albanians!"

"Welcome to Fire Alarms for Haitians!"

"Welcome to Alarming Science for Swedens!"

"Yes! We have science, Jerry! We brought it here for you!"

"Taste our science! Taste it!"

"This week, we shall study mating rituals of the porcupine!"

"This week, we shall make models of the Taj Mahal using only meat!"

"This week, we shall diagram the fall of the Roman Empire using spaghetti and an old toothbrush!"

"This week, we are going ... to the moon!"

The Jerries danced around singing atonally for a while. "The mooooooon, the mooooooon, we're going to the moooooon, the mooooooooooon."

Eventually, they stopped.

"All right, boys and girls and chickens and earworms!"

"All of you should grab a helmet!"

"All of you should grab a belt!"

"All of you should find your way to ... the moon travel chamber!"

In the center of the room were several milk crates.

"Yes! Yes! You must stand immediately in the moon travel chambers! With your helmets and belts! Or we shall never reach the moon, Jerry!"

Hurry up! You don't want to miss the moon, do you!?



(OCD, OCD, please wait for the OCD! The OCD is up, and the final Jerryclass is now in play. Do come in.)

Comments

Sign in!

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Sign in with your real name, Jerry!

Which is of course ... JERRY SIZZLER!

Re: Sign in!

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

JERRY SIZZLER!

Boggle

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

It's become traditional, hasn't it? The crazy just keeps coming. Stare your eyes out.

Re: Boggle

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly watched the Jerries dance about with an affectionate grin. She was going to miss this class.

Re: Boggle

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

As crazy as the Jerries were, Donnie had to admit they were harmless and somewhat amusing, plus this class was waaaay better than Sex Ed.

So maybe he would kind of miss it.

Re: Boggle

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka was really going to miss this class.

Oh, well, there was nothing for it. He'd just have to stop by OrangeShoeThingy a lot.

Re: Boggle

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim wasn't going to miss this. He worked for them.

Why, Jim? Why?

Find a helmet! And a BELT!

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They didn't bring any. But they did bring a moddable selection of goodies from the store (http://sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com/1675.html), so ... pick something from there and put it on your head. DO IT.

They won't remember about the belt. But you do need something on your head. Srsly.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT!

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly took the black top hat without a brim and put it on her head.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT!

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

Donnie took the singing bass and balanced the plaque on his head, humming along with its singing without really meaning to.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka opened the round green Tupperware container full of escape keys and carefully maneuvered so that it was upside-down on top of his head, but none of the keys were falling out yet.

In lieu of a belt, he stuck the lid halfway into the front of his pants.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim put the mattress tag on his head. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG from Jim UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.

Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Did someone say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert? Now I have to stand in the tea chest.

They didn't bring enough for everybody, so share. Or fight. Or take turns. Or kill someone and steal theirs. That one sounds fun, doesn't it?

Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber!

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly went and stood in a milk crate.

Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka -- holding his "helmet" on tightly so the escape keys didn't fall out -- turned over a milk crate and stood on top of it.

Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber!

[turtle-techie.livejournal.com]

Donatello took another milk crate, standing in it with the fish balanced precariously on his head still.

Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim put the milk crate on his head.

Arrival at THE MOON!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Look, just because you're too plebian to realize that you've traveled through space and are now on the moon doesn't mean you didn't actually leave Fandom or anything.

You're on the moon, which happens to look identical to the room you were in a second ago.

It's a totally different thing. Really. Gape a little at ... THE MOON!

Re: Arrival at THE MOON!

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly looked around in awe. "Wow! The moon is so... so... like Earth!"

The Moon Ambassador!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

There will be an unplanned meeting with the Moon Ambassador, who is going to show up and welcome us officially. Isn't that nice? See, you thought we weren't on the moon. Guess we showed you!

Don't ping in this thread until the Moon Ambassador does.

Scouting for Moon Rocks!

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Once you are done chatting with the Moon Ambassador, the Jerries lead you outside to a yard that looks very very very similar to the yard outside the Activities Area. (It isn't the same yard, as clearly, you're on the moon.)

"Now!" one Jerry cries. "Find us moon rocks!"

"And moon pastries!"

"And moon scorpions!"

"And moon swordfish!"

"Do it now, Jerry!"

"For science!"

There appear to be plastic Easter eggs scattered around in the yard, containing who knows what.

Did the Jerries place them there? Does the moon grow plastic Easter Eggs with random junk in them? Are the Jerries really sane and having you all on in an elaborate performance? Did the Jerries put them there for reasons unknown and forget about it entirely until two seconds ago?

... Probably that last one.

Find some eggs, Jerry! Open them!

Return to Earth!

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Make sure you go back inside and get a ride back to Earth in the moon travel chambers. I mean, you wouldn't want to be stuck on the moon, right?

Our Illustrious TA!

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Crown Prince Hamlet, we do thank you kindly for the services rendered us this term. It would not have been the same without you. *bow*

Talk to the Jerries!

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Last chance! Except for the fact that they live in town and you can always drop by the store. You know. There's that.

Release the Sardines!

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If you want to be sardine'd again. Because once is really never enough, is it? So. Yeah. Ping in here to get some sardines in your face.

OOC

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This class has really been a blast. Thanks to everyone who talked me into doing it and all of you awesome students for taking it and making it into something wonderful and the mods for letting me splash some random crazy all over the place. It's sort of a purplish color, isn't it?

Re: OOC

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

It's a purplish green to my eyes.

*HUGS* Thank you for a wonderfully fun class.