fandomhigh | Tuesday, June 26 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to is anyone really reading this? Hi Mom!

"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off.

"Welcome to Introduction to Swimming and Boating for Beginners and Advanced Beginners!" said the other Jerry. He looked perfectly normal. Wherein "normal" is defined as "Jerry." So not normal at all.

"Welcome to Boating Safety for Canadians!"

"Welcome to Fire Safety for Albanians!"

"Welcome to Fire Alarms for Haitians!"

"Welcome to Alarming Science for Swedens!"

"Yes! We have science, Jerry! We brought it here for you!"

"Taste our science! Taste it!"

"This week, we shall study mating rituals of the porcupine!"

"This week, we shall make models of the Taj Mahal using only meat!"

"This week, we shall diagram the fall of the Roman Empire using spaghetti and an old toothbrush!"

"This week, we are going ... to the moon!"

The Jerries danced around singing atonally for a while. "The mooooooon, the mooooooon, we're going to the moooooon, the mooooooooooon."

Eventually, they stopped.

"All right, boys and girls and chickens and earworms!"

"All of you should grab a helmet!"

"All of you should grab a belt!"

"All of you should find your way to ... the moon travel chamber!"

In the center of the room were several milk crates.

"Yes! Yes! You must stand immediately in the moon travel chambers! With your helmets and belts! Or we shall never reach the moon, Jerry!"

Hurry up! You don't want to miss the moon, do you!?

(~~OCD, OCD, please wait for the OCD!~~ The OCD is up, and the final Jerryclass is now in play. Do come in.)

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They didn't bring any. But they did bring a moddable selection of goodies from the store (http://sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com/1675.html), so ... pick something from there and put it on your head. DO IT.

They won't remember about the belt. But you do need something on your head. Srsly.

Molly took the black top hat without a brim and put it on her head.

The Jerries looked over her brimless hat.

"An odd choice," said one.

"Yes, yes, a bold color for you."

"Just in time for spring!"

"We give it a seven."

"A seven-point-eight!"

"The point-eight is for the tassels."

"Yes, yes, the tassels! We are fond of the tassels, Jerry."

"We think they add a bit of flair."

Does the narration even need to point out that there weren't any tassels? Probably not, Jerry.

Molly looked up, as if trying to look at the hat. "The tassels were my favorite part," she said with a grin.

"They go very nicely with your complexion," said one Jerry, nodding solemnly.

"You are definitely a winter, yes."

"Make sure you only wear winter coats!"

"You don't wish to freeze, Jerry."

"If you freeze to death, the snow moose will come by and gnaw on your toes."

"It tickles, Jerry!"

"Yes, and makes for a lovely weekend."

"You shall have to come with us next time!"

Donnie took the singing bass and balanced the plaque on his head, humming along with its singing without really meaning to.

The Jerries nodded.

"Be very careful with that fish, Jerry," said one Jerry.

"Yes! For that fish is my cousin!"

"No, Jerry, that fish is to be my husband!"

"Yes! Yes, that fish is our stepfather!"

"That fish is our landlord."

"That fish is our last hope."

Both nodded again.

"I'll take good care of it," Donnie assured them, smiling faintly. "Will it help me get to the moon?"

"Of course, Jerry!" laughed one Jerry.

"You can't get to the moon without a fish!"

"How would you get through the gates?!"

"How would you get across the desert!?"

"How would you find the intergalactical mucus point?"

"It would be very silly indeed, Jerry, to go to the moon without a fish!"

"We brought extra," one Jerry smiled.

Sokka opened the round green Tupperware container full of escape keys and carefully maneuvered so that it was upside-down on top of his head, but none of the keys were falling out yet.

In lieu of a belt, he stuck the lid halfway into the front of his pants.

"Very nice, Jerry," one Jerry nodded.

"We wouldn't have thought you could pull off a cape."

"Your cape is rather excellent, Count Jerry."

"We were all quite scared!"

"Do your impression of Frankenstein again!"

"It was simply delicious."

"We ordered seconds."

"We've got a busy day, you know!"

"My cape is full of eels," Sokka informed them, nodding awkwardly so as not to drop any escape keys.

And then, because they had asked so nicely, he butchered some Sabbath.

"I! AM! FRANK AND STINE! Da-da-da-da-la-da da DAH-DAH DAH!"

"Jerry!" one Jerry said delightedly. "He has a hovercraft!"

The Jerries then began headbanging to the Butchered Sabbath.

... Okay, really, the Jerries were doing a bad impression of ballet. But they thought they were headbanging, and that's what really counts, right?

Jim put the mattress tag on his head. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG from Jim UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.

One Jerry studied Jim as if he was an artwork.

"I don't know, Jerry," said the other. "Wherever would we place all of the meatballs?"

"How did the monkey get into your shoes?" Jim responded.

"We ordered it specially from Bolivia," said one Jerry.

"You can't be having with discount monkeys!"

"No, you get what you pay for, Jerry."

"We didn't pay anything! At all!"

"We stole it from the dumpsters."

"That's where we get our food!"

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