How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

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John's got a smile on his face when the students file in for his class this morning. Then again, when doesn't have a smile on his face for his class.

"Before I get started, I have to say whoever went to Professor Aly and got her so up in arms about her future child is my personal hero," John said. "She was quite agitated about it when I saw her the other day. So, brava and bravo. A job well done."

"So, today, we're going to learn about some more general ways to annoy people. Take a look at this hand out. For today's assignment, I'm going to be playing the part of random, unknown person who you're going to try and annoy with one or more of those techniques. Remember to put your own spin on things, make them yours. Being just like someone else will either bore the teacher or make them want to smack you. But, announcing to the teacher in the middle of class that they're communist glue sniffers will get you a glare and will probably get me a visit."

John passed out several other hand outs as well. "Read over them, ask questions, make them yours and try to annoy a random, unknown person as played by me."

He smiled at them. "Oh, and before I forget. Let me know if you went and annoyed Professor Aly or Principal Washburn. Also, for today's homework? It's time to annoy Vice Principal Hades."

John pointed to a large brown box that was sitting next to him. "In this box are buzzers. Each of you take one. And, at some point over the next week, try and stop by Hades office. All you have to do is go in there and buzz the buzzer a lot. If you'd like to do other things, that's fine but just buzz the buzzer at him. See how long it takes him to throw you out."

"And that's all for today. Let's get to it."

[OOC: Today's homework assignment has been approved by Hades. Thank you kindly to our illustrious vice principal. As always, tell the teachers John sent you and you won't get in trouble. Teachers, John is open to being yelled at, confronted or chase the appropriate thread. Have fun!]

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Sign In

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Collapse it like it's hot!

Re: Sign In

[lovesrenoir.livejournal.com]

Animal

Homework

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

If you did it, let him know!

Re: Homework

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette turned in her homework (http://kypriothschoice.livejournal.com/27813.html?thread=762277#t762277). "I can't help but feel bad for it, John. But I really had her going." She snickered behind her hand, trying hard not to laugh.

Re: Homework

[lovesrenoir.livejournal.com]

Animal sits in class looking pretty morose for a muppet. Even with wearing the mumu and the penguin costume shoved on his head.

"BABY NINJA GONE!" (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1405175.html?thread=85303543#t85303543) he wailed.

Re: Homework

[wannabehunter]

So Jo got slightly creative with her homework.

Re: Homework

[the_merriest]

Rikku bounced a little. "Okay! I totally managed to annoy both you and Professor Aly during lunch, I think? And I made Professor Deadpool think that I scammed him out of ice cream, but then I told him I didn't because it's Professor Deadpool and he's awesome and all. And, uh, there are various other plans in motion."

Hey, if she mentioned lunch, he knew what she was talking about. And that should totally count. Right?

Re: Homework

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie beamed at John. "I annoyed Professor Deadpool (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/1759410.html?thread=81051826#t81051826) and Professor Yondaime (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/1759410.html?thread=81214898#t81214898) at their engagement party by asking about their children, and did you know they had a little boy? And I took the maternity clothes to Principal Washburn (http://bigdamndean.livejournal.com/36758.html), but I think she was mostly amused."

Re: Homework

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka grinned at Crichton. "Professor Aly (http://kypriothschoice.livejournal.com/28128.html?thread=784864#t784864) said my gift was the best she'd gotten."

Re: Homework

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"I revealed the Jerries to be Zoe's children on the radio (http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_radio/281130.html)," Jim said.

Talk to Each Other

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Chat away!

Re: Talk to Each Other

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette made paper airplanes, she might have written something on them first, then she started throwing them across the room. Hard and fast and who cares if they nose dive? She just made more.

Assignment

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You don't know John. John doesn't know you. Annoy him.

Re: Assignment

[lovesrenoir.livejournal.com]

Animal rallied through his emo and approached John.

He was now sans mumu, but he had turned the penguin costume on his head backward so it was more "gangsta".

"WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUP?"

Re: Assignment

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette put her sunglasses on and folded her arms across her chest, making the peace sign.

Re: Assignment

[wannabehunter]

After cracking her head to the side, Jo started visibly twitching.

Re: Assignment

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Pam just patiently wandered up to John and didn't say anything.

Re: Assignment

[notajar]

Door waves at John, then makes a gester involving vertical motions and waving all of her fingers at once. Kind of like an octopus swimming upside down.

Re: Assignment

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed came up to John, looking inquisitive. "Excuse me, can you tell me the weight of 98 milligrams of carbon."

Re: Assignment

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie smiled brightly at John. "Bon jour!"

Re: Assignment

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve had spent a good twenty minutes pouring over the handouts, contemplating various combinations of ideas. And finally, she had one. She rummaged around in her bag for her notebook and mumbled to herself, working on that incomprehensible Welsh accent that the mun is not going to attempt to type because it'd make people's brains bleed because really, you couldn't go wrong there.

Re: Assignment

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco quickly chose his least favorite person. "Hey there Champ!"

The Mighty Mighty TA

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Wait till she pings in please!

Re: The Mighty Mighty TA

[the_merriest]

She's here. Stylin' and profilin' in her new t-shirt. Yay, birthdays!

Talk to/Yell at/Chase/Confront John

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

If teachers would like to come find him or students need him for questions.

Re: Talk to/Yell at/Chase/Confront John

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette approached John, smiling, "Hi, John. I just wanted to tell you I won't be here for next weeks class. I'm going home for vacation for the week mun vacation now with proper coding and crap ugh. Is there anything I can do to make up missing the class because I really don't want it to affect my grade."

OOC

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And we are.....DONE.

Re: OOC

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how close i was to having Eve use one of my former classmates' ideas. She'd randomly yell "PENIS!" in the middle of wherever she was. Class, the cafeteria, wherever.