fandomhigh | How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

John's got a smile on his face when the students file in for his class this morning. Then again, when doesn't have a smile on his face for his class.

"Before I get started, I have to say whoever went to Professor Aly and got her so up in arms about her future child is my personal hero," John said. "She was quite agitated about it when I saw her the other day. So, brava and bravo. A job well done."

"So, today, we're going to learn about some more general ways to annoy people. Take a look at this hand out. For today's assignment, I'm going to be playing the part of random, unknown person who you're going to try and annoy with one or more of those techniques. Remember to put your own spin on things, make them yours. Being just like someone else will either bore the teacher or make them want to smack you. But, announcing to the teacher in the middle of class that they're communist glue sniffers will get you a glare and will probably get me a visit."

John passed out several other hand outs as well. "Read over them, ask questions, make them yours and try to annoy a random, unknown person as played by me."

He smiled at them. "Oh, and before I forget. Let me know if you went and annoyed Professor Aly or Principal Washburn. Also, for today's homework? It's time to annoy Vice Principal Hades."

John pointed to a large brown box that was sitting next to him. "In this box are buzzers. Each of you take one. And, at some point over the next week, try and stop by Hades office. All you have to do is go in there and buzz the buzzer a lot. If you'd like to do other things, that's fine but just buzz the buzzer at him. See how long it takes him to throw you out."

"And that's all for today. Let's get to it."

[OOC: Today's homework assignment has been approved by Hades. Thank you kindly to our illustrious vice principal. As always, tell the teachers John sent you and you won't get in trouble. Teachers, John is open to being yelled at, confronted or chase the appropriate thread. Have fun!]

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Still frowning, John said, "I don't think I understand you, dear."

"Fool! Maybe you need to get your hearing checked out, I know a guy who knows a guy. All will suffer!"

"What was that?" John leaned closer. "Did you just call me a tool?"

"Too small to be a called a tool. No, of course not."

"I'M WHAT?" John frowned. "You stop insulting me this instant!"

Jo put on a puzzled expression. "I'm not insulting you, sir. Speak for yourself, Blondie."

"You need to seek professional help," John said snottily.

"Heh, that's what you think, tiny."

"Don't push me much further, missy," John said and waggled a finger at Jo.

"Someone's got their genders confused."

"PARDON ME?" John frowned and glared at Jo.

"Does Cecil sound like a girl's name to you?"

"Why is your voice like that?"

"Like what? Cecil always talks like this."

"You are completely insane," John said.

"I take great offence at that! That's what they all say, until Cecil feasts on their sweet brainmeats."

John screeched.

"SPICY BRAINS!"

John backed away slowly. "You need help, my dear."

"NOM NOM NOM"

And that's when John ran away.

Jo wasn't entirely sure if that was a good or bad thing, but felt oddly pleased nevertheless.

How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

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