fandomhigh | How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

John's got a smile on his face when the students file in for his class this morning. Then again, when doesn't have a smile on his face for his class.

"Before I get started, I have to say whoever went to Professor Aly and got her so up in arms about her future child is my personal hero," John said. "She was quite agitated about it when I saw her the other day. So, brava and bravo. A job well done."

"So, today, we're going to learn about some more general ways to annoy people. Take a look at this hand out. For today's assignment, I'm going to be playing the part of random, unknown person who you're going to try and annoy with one or more of those techniques. Remember to put your own spin on things, make them yours. Being just like someone else will either bore the teacher or make them want to smack you. But, announcing to the teacher in the middle of class that they're communist glue sniffers will get you a glare and will probably get me a visit."

John passed out several other hand outs as well. "Read over them, ask questions, make them yours and try to annoy a random, unknown person as played by me."

He smiled at them. "Oh, and before I forget. Let me know if you went and annoyed Professor Aly or Principal Washburn. Also, for today's homework? It's time to annoy Vice Principal Hades."

John pointed to a large brown box that was sitting next to him. "In this box are buzzers. Each of you take one. And, at some point over the next week, try and stop by Hades office. All you have to do is go in there and buzz the buzzer a lot. If you'd like to do other things, that's fine but just buzz the buzzer at him. See how long it takes him to throw you out."

"And that's all for today. Let's get to it."

[OOC: Today's homework assignment has been approved by Hades. Thank you kindly to our illustrious vice principal. As always, tell the teachers John sent you and you won't get in trouble. Teachers, John is open to being yelled at, confronted or chase the appropriate thread. Have fun!]

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She's here. Stylin' and profilin' in her new t-shirt. Yay, birthdays!

Animal sat in the corner with a sad looking penguin costume on his head with an expression of... well sadness.

Rikku waved to Animal, noting he looked a little more down than his usual. Actually, way more down. That wasn't good.

"PEN-GUIN! PEN-GUIN!" she tried, and then remembered. "Oooh! Look! T-shirt! Thank you!!!"

Animal gave a sigh and said "WELCOME!" but it lacked it's usual maniacal zeal.

Wow. Not good. "Are you okay?" she asked, moving her desk closer. "Do you, uh, wanna talk about it?"

There's another weary sigh.

"NO BABY NINJA!"

Apparently Animal thought there really was a Ninja. Possibly also a baby.

Okay, a couple jumps and she could sort of, maybe, see what he meant?

"Well, not now," she said, trying to sound cheerful. "Maybe later! There are loads of baby ninjas out there, you know. Not just that one."

Hey, if Deadpool really had married that guy, maybe they'd ... have that kid of theirs? And train it as a ... ninja? if you squinted?

Animal merely nodded in a woeful way.

Poor little muppet.

Muppets were not supposed to look woeful, dammit!

Rikku bit her lip, thinking. And that's when inspiration struck.

She jumped up and grabbed two of the buzzers out of the box, tossing one to Animal when she sat down again.

"Hey," she said with a grin. "Have you ever heard a song called 'Cuban Pete'?"

Animal looked up at Rikku with a hopeful expression.

"RAH?"

"It's only the best song ever, particularly when you accompany yourself on the buzzer," she announced breezily. "And you don't even have to buzz in on the beats, even."

"They call me Cu-ban-Pete! I'm the king of the rum-ba-beat! When I play the mo-rocc-os I go, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!"

There was a lot of buzzing to go with that. A lot.

Maybe it was the buzzing.

Or perhaps the latin beat of the song...

But Animal seemed be perking up.

"CHICK-CHICKY-BOOM?"

"The chicky booms are totally the best part," Rikku said, giggling. "And laying on the buzzer, too!"

"When I start to dance, everything goes, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom!"

And then she totally dropped out of the song for a bit just to yell "CHICK CHICKY BOOM!" and buzz madly.

"CHICK! CHICKY BOOM!" Animal shouted with a frenzy of waved muppet arms and buzzing.

"CHICK CHICKY BOOM!" Rikku echoed. Several times. With a lot of buzzing. And bouncing. And more buzzing.

Animal was not the only one distracted by shiny objects.

This had been his favorite part of Fandom Peril!

Sokka danced over to Orangey and Animal, laying on his buzzer in time with the song.

How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

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