How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John's got a smile on his face when the students file in for his class this morning. Then again, when doesn't have a smile on his face for his class.

"Before I get started, I have to say whoever went to Professor Aly and got her so up in arms about her future child is my personal hero," John said. "She was quite agitated about it when I saw her the other day. So, brava and bravo. A job well done."

"So, today, we're going to learn about some more general ways to annoy people. Take a look at this hand out. For today's assignment, I'm going to be playing the part of random, unknown person who you're going to try and annoy with one or more of those techniques. Remember to put your own spin on things, make them yours. Being just like someone else will either bore the teacher or make them want to smack you. But, announcing to the teacher in the middle of class that they're communist glue sniffers will get you a glare and will probably get me a visit."

John passed out several other hand outs as well. "Read over them, ask questions, make them yours and try to annoy a random, unknown person as played by me."

He smiled at them. "Oh, and before I forget. Let me know if you went and annoyed Professor Aly or Principal Washburn. Also, for today's homework? It's time to annoy Vice Principal Hades."

John pointed to a large brown box that was sitting next to him. "In this box are buzzers. Each of you take one. And, at some point over the next week, try and stop by Hades office. All you have to do is go in there and buzz the buzzer a lot. If you'd like to do other things, that's fine but just buzz the buzzer at him. See how long it takes him to throw you out."

"And that's all for today. Let's get to it."

[OOC: Today's homework assignment has been approved by Hades. Thank you kindly to our illustrious vice principal. As always, tell the teachers John sent you and you won't get in trouble. Teachers, John is open to being yelled at, confronted or chase the appropriate thread. Have fun!]

Comments

Assignment

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You don't know John. John doesn't know you. Annoy him.

Re: Assignment

[lovesrenoir.livejournal.com]

Animal rallied through his emo and approached John.

He was now sans mumu, but he had turned the penguin costume on his head backward so it was more "gangsta".

"WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUP?"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Hello and how are you today?" John asked.

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[lovesrenoir.livejournal.com]

"WAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUP?"

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette put her sunglasses on and folded her arms across her chest, making the peace sign.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Hello," John said, imitating the peace sign. "How're you?"

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[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Yo, yo," Annette began, making pouty lips.

"Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly."

Annette nodded her head and and cocked a leg.

"Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle."

(running a few errands will be back shortly, and uh, is it wrong to say that I almost know these lyrics by heart? heee *hides*)

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[wannabehunter]

After cracking her head to the side, Jo started visibly twitching.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John frowned.

"You all right, dear?"

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[wannabehunter]

Jo continued twitching. "Perfectly fine. Redrum redrum. Thanks for asking."

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[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Pam just patiently wandered up to John and didn't say anything.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yes, dear?"

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[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"Yes, dear?"

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[notajar]

Door waves at John, then makes a gester involving vertical motions and waving all of her fingers at once. Kind of like an octopus swimming upside down.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Arm spasms?"

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[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed came up to John, looking inquisitive. "Excuse me, can you tell me the weight of 98 milligrams of carbon."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I suck at math," John replied.

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie smiled brightly at John. "Bon jour!"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I don't speak Latin," John said.

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[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve had spent a good twenty minutes pouring over the handouts, contemplating various combinations of ideas. And finally, she had one. She rummaged around in her bag for her notebook and mumbled to herself, working on that incomprehensible Welsh accent that the mun is not going to attempt to type because it'd make people's brains bleed because really, you couldn't go wrong there.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"How's it going?" John asked her.

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco quickly chose his least favorite person. "Hey there Champ!"

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Champ?" John frowned.

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka walked up to John, and in a really loud, cheerful voice, announced, "Oh, MAN, my butt REEEEEAALY itches. I mean, like, REALLY."

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Um, ew," John said, valley girl boy accent in full bloom.