fandomhigh | How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

John's got a smile on his face when the students file in for his class this morning. Then again, when doesn't have a smile on his face for his class.

"Before I get started, I have to say whoever went to Professor Aly and got her so up in arms about her future child is my personal hero," John said. "She was quite agitated about it when I saw her the other day. So, brava and bravo. A job well done."

"So, today, we're going to learn about some more general ways to annoy people. Take a look at this hand out. For today's assignment, I'm going to be playing the part of random, unknown person who you're going to try and annoy with one or more of those techniques. Remember to put your own spin on things, make them yours. Being just like someone else will either bore the teacher or make them want to smack you. But, announcing to the teacher in the middle of class that they're communist glue sniffers will get you a glare and will probably get me a visit."

John passed out several other hand outs as well. "Read over them, ask questions, make them yours and try to annoy a random, unknown person as played by me."

He smiled at them. "Oh, and before I forget. Let me know if you went and annoyed Professor Aly or Principal Washburn. Also, for today's homework? It's time to annoy Vice Principal Hades."

John pointed to a large brown box that was sitting next to him. "In this box are buzzers. Each of you take one. And, at some point over the next week, try and stop by Hades office. All you have to do is go in there and buzz the buzzer a lot. If you'd like to do other things, that's fine but just buzz the buzzer at him. See how long it takes him to throw you out."

"And that's all for today. Let's get to it."

[OOC: Today's homework assignment has been approved by Hades. Thank you kindly to our illustrious vice principal. As always, tell the teachers John sent you and you won't get in trouble. Teachers, John is open to being yelled at, confronted or chase the appropriate thread. Have fun!]

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Door waves at John, then makes a gester involving vertical motions and waving all of her fingers at once. Kind of like an octopus swimming upside down.

"Arm spasms?"

~~GESTURE. WTF FINGERS.~~

Door frowns, then points to her ears and shakes her head. Then does something with two fingers that could get her shot in the wrong parts of Sicily.

"Can you not hear, dear?"

Door frowns, then makes antlers on her head, looking at him questioningly.

"...are we playing charades?"

If they are, the motion Door makes in response either describes a movie about a great white whale, or one that stars Ron Jeremy. Not that Door knows who Ron Jeremy is.

John's eyes widened.

"Um!"

Door tilts her head and makes circles next to her ear, then points at John.

"Am not!" John exclaimed.

Door puts two fingers atop her opposite hand and makes little bunny-hop motions, then points to John again.

"I am not a bunny!"

Door points again, nods, and puts both hands in front of her, actually hopping like a bunny.

John shook his head. "Not a bunny!"

Door grins and bounces some more, and makes bunny ears behind her head at the same time.

John stomped his foot. "No!"

BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCE!

"Ack!" John shut his eyes tightly. "Nooooooooooooooo!"

Well, that won't do. He can't see her, and she can' pretend to be deaf if he can't see her.

Door walks up as close as she possibly can to John, putting her face right in front of his closed eyes. Juuuuuuuuuuust far enough away to be Not Touching You.

Then she waits.

Since she's quiet, he opens his eyes.

"OH MY GOD," John exclaimed. "Okay, you did it! You've annoyed me!"

And then he started laughing.

"Hurrah!" Door punches the air.... not towards John's face... and claps.

How to Annoy Your Teachers (And Not Get Turned Into Animals) [Week 5, Period 2]

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