fandomhigh | Tuesday, May 22 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to look, they don't remember it either

The most amazing thing is that both Jerries were there in the Activities Area for class again this week.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" One Jerry blew a loud noisemaker. "And happy new year!"

"Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous."

"And since it is Anonymous, you must give us all fake names. FAKE NAMES ONLY!"

"For example, I shall be Steve, although my real name is Jerry Sizzler!"

"And I am his sister, Jerry Sizzler!"

"But this week, you are also Steve!"

"Yes, Jerry!"

"Happy New Year, Steve!"

"Thank you, Jerry! This week on Cooking for Bachelors, we will teach you how to make ..."

"Papier-mâché bricks!" both shouted at once.

They waved their arms to indicate the materials they'd brought. The table in front of them had a large number of bricks, some hammers, a few pairs of scissors, cannisters of flour, several gallon-sized jugs of water, some nutmeg, a little oregano, some frozen lima beans (now thawing), a box of wine, an entire stack of newspapers, a wrench, seven ballpoint pens, and a stapler. A red stapler. Don't take it.

They explained the process very carefully ~~as detailed below in the convenient OCD threads.~~ Well, as carefully as one could when one was a Jerry off his meds. And they were. So very, very off their meds.

When all of the steps were completed - more or less - the Jerries waved to where they probably thought there was an oven.

"Now. Place your creation in the oven at 300 degrees!"

"What a lovely treat for your husband when he comes home from work!"

"He's cheating on you! The lying bastard!"

"Stab him! Stab him!"

"Stab him with Ritz crackers!"

"That's all for this week! We will have your finished pottery clay lumps on Thursday!"

"Please come back next week for Dancing with Celebrities!"

"Jerry! I am not a celebrity! I am incognito!"

"No! But Jerry! ... So am I!"

"Steve! We must run!"

And so they did. Far, far away.

(~~Please wait for~~ OCD up. Insanity Inside. Play on, kiddies.)

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USE A FAKE NAME, JERRY! Otherwise the government will find you.

"The first step," one Jerry said, "Is to mix up the flour and the water."

"I like to use a little milk!"

"Maybe add some sugar, to taste."

"Turpentine never goes amiss!"

"Although, you know. One can use too much turpentine!"

"Jerry! You prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrick!"

While the Jerries strangle each other, mix up some paste.

"Next," said one Jerry, who was a little hoarse from all that strangling, "you take the newspapers and tear them into strips!"

"Yes! Tear up the hateful, awful words!"

"Remember, the words are watching you!"

"Sent by the government!"

No, they didn't remember last week's class. But the paranoia was strong with these two.

"Tear! Tear! Tear!"

Do it. Or the Bolivian robot dogs will be after you. Who needs that?

"So paste the strips onto the bricks, and wait for it to harden."

"Yes, Jerry!"

"Of course, Steve!"

"While we wait, we should talk about our personal feelings."

"I myself am hungry!"

"I believe I am a Scorpio, Jerry."

"Steve!"

"Yes, sorry, Steve!"

In this thread: paste. And talk. Let those emotions out. It's not healthy to bottle, y'know.

Frankenstein

"Now that your brick has dried! Smash it with a hammer!"

There are hammers provided. And scissors. And shoes. Lots of shoes.

"Smash it to bits! Shake the bits out!"

"Now take those bits and put them in a bowl with some nutmeg."

"The mafia will never suspect that!"

That's right, smash your pretty papier-mâché brick into pieces. Papier-mâché and brick both. It's possible the Jerries don't realize this is normally done with balloons.

The Jerries were running away. But that involved running in circles first and forgetting how the door worked a few times, so if you want to talk to them after class, you really, really can.

Hamlet, crown prince of Denmark, now a lackey for madmen. O how the mighty have fallen! Wait for him to ping in svp.

Jerryclass is way easier to write on the spur of the moment at 4 am than you would imagine.

This scares me.

A lot.

Neil

Hamlet the TA was here.

This week, he was wearing a nametag sticker that read "Jonathan". Whether the Jerries had forced him to do that, or he done it on his own was anyone's guess.

Valentine decided to follow the entire recipe, turpentine and all. After all, it wasn't as though he really had anything important to do with a paper mâché brick. Might as well muck about some.

Valentine certainly didn't need to be chased down by Bolivian robot dogs. Or a baby elephant, for that matter.
So he dutifully tore up the newspaper into strips.
Ripping paper turned out to be rather therapeutic.

Valentine was rather enjoying the process of dipping newspaper strips into turpentine paste.
He didn't look so anxious to be talking, however, so he decided he would just ramble about fish to anyone who bothered to attempt conversation today.

Valentine certainly didn't want the mafia to suspect that he had mangled a perfectly good brick, so, after showing it who was boss by way of a hammer with a shoe on it, he dutifully covered his shaken brick-bits in nutmeg.
Ah, another job well done.

Sven

Cedric started mixing. And got it on his shirt. And shoes. And face.

After the last one, he was really beginning to think he just wasn't crafty. He managed to get the paste like stuff made even though it looked...runny.

Cedric tore up strips of newspaper...except, he stopped when he started reading the stories. He wasn't from around here and the giant, two headed baby was interesting!

Cedric tried dripping his newspaper into his runny paste. The newspaper got soggy and it didn't lay quite right on the bricks.

"I think you two have great hair," he said to the Jerries.

After all that work, Cedric didn't really want to smash his brick.

"Can I give this to you guys as a present, instead?"

Jerry Sizzler

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Tuesday, May 22 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to look, they don't remember it either

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