Tuesday May, 15 - Period 4 - Potpourri

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

When the students came upon the main campfire Tuesday afternoon they would see a nervous looking man sitting on a park bench. The nervousness might be due to this being his first day teaching or it could be due to the fact that Buster had a fear of open spaces. Buster also had a fear of closed spaces so either way he'd probably be like this every morning. Some might notice he’s going to extreme measures to not actually look anybody in the face. All would definitely notice instead of a left hand he had a hook.

"Heeeeeeeeey students." said Buster, standing up from his chair. He looked at the students warily. "My name is Buster Bluth and I’ll be teaching you this workshop this summer. I hope you have as much fun learning as I will teaching!"



He let out a painfully awkward laugh that made it clear he’d much rather be someplace else. "We’ll be covering a lot of subjects during this workshop. I changed my major twenty-one times in college so I know quite a lot about this and that. But it’s still going to be fun! I know all about fun!" He didn’t.

"Really, I hope you find something you're interested in. People with few interests and goals in life either end up performing cheap magical illusions in a run-down bar or they end up living with their mother and adopted Korean brother." said Buster, looking at the students gravely. "Their alcoholic, pill popping, horny mother."

"Um. Okay. My T.A. is over there." said Buster, pointing his hook towards Warren. "He’ll be passing out the syllabuses…syllabi…is that right?"

Buster shrugged. "Anyways, I figure today we can start off with some introductions since I don’t know any of you and you all certainly don’t know me. Just tell me your name, your favorite drink and something interesting about yourself. I’ll go first! I’m Buster, I love juice and my father recently escaped from prison! But then he got arrested in Mexico. Then he faked his death and escaped again!"

"Okay! Who’s next? How about you?" he said, pointing his hook at a student. "T.A. you introduce yourself too."

Buster smiled along and added his comments to each student as they introduced themselves. When the last student went he clapped his hands together. "Ow! Ouch. That stings. Well, I think that’s about enough for today."

"It was fun meeting you all and I’ll be here if any of you have any questions about the syllabus or anything. Till then!" Buster slammed his hook into his desk out of excitement and the prosthetic limb popped off. Buster stared at the desk and then at the class in horror.

"I’M A MONSTER!!!!"

He whimpered and curled up in a ball onto the floor. He'd be there for a while.



((Please wait for OCD threads are up!))

Comments

Sign In

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Collapse. Like Buster does when he's having a panic attack.

Re: Sign In

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette Hargrove

During Lecture

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, gawk at the teacher. He's too scared to notice. Or talk amongst yourselves. He won't notice that either.

Re: During Lecture

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette gawked. But in a gawking omigod I think I feel sorry for my teacher! sort of way.

Sneakily did she pull out her high-end digital camera that was similiar in shape to a cigarette lighter. Hopefully she could get in a picture or two cause hello? teacher with a hook!

Re: During Lecture

[imcalledandros.livejournal.com]

Andros was silently debating on how much he should tell Commander Kin-Won in his monthly report and whether or not to mention that some of the teachers were insane.

Re: During Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Thanks to Buster's comments Peter now had mental images of his own mother that he really could've lived without.

Re: During Lecture

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn wasn't really quite sure what to think, but the class seemed like it would be interesting.

Not that interesting was always good...

Re: During Lecture

[absolutesnark]

Summer was trying very hard not to gawk. Really.

Re: During Lecture

[indebttocrazies.livejournal.com]

Haruhi was, of course, staring lots. She knew this place to be strange, but this was... very unusual. At the same time, she could tell the teacher was very nervous, so she kept the staring to a minimum. As much as she could, anyway.

Re: During Lecture

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim put Buster at the top of his list of Easy Targets.

He couldn't help but wonder what a prosthetic hand would look like in a Jello mold.

Introduce Yourself

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Buster's staring right at you now in a creepy uncle sort of way.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

"I uh, I'm Shawn." That staring, definitely unnerving. "I like... juice, too," he said, deciding that would probably go down well. "Oh, and I also play the guitar."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[imcalledandros.livejournal.com]

"I'm called Andros," Andros said, "I don't have a favorite drink, I..." he paused, "I come from another planet," he decided that was good enough for an interesting fact.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

"I'm Peter Petrelli," Peter said. "And as far as drinks go I would not say no to a cup of coffee."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette tried to look Mr. Bluth in the eyes, but it was hard. She kept glancing down at his hook, wondering how he kept from hurting himself. Mr. Bluth seemed a little...unstable? Maybe?

"I'm Annette, and uh I'm from Kansas, well, I mean, my family moved to Long Island right before I came here." Pause. "Uh, my dad is headmaster of a prep school there. My favorite drink is root beer and I probably drink too much of it." Nervous giggle. "Uh. Hopefully my mom is not horny and I just don't want to know that anyway and I don't think anyone in my family has ever been arrested. Though I might like to try it just once just to see if I can talk my way out of it." Blink.

"I'm a cheerleader and I like glitter. Thank you." She quickly sat back down and stared down at her lap.

Re: Introduce Yourself

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm Dawn," she introduced herself with a little wave, "and I love pineapple juice and chocolate milkshakes. But not together because that curdles. Er, so I've heard and not that I've ever tried that. Um, and I'm learning Latin and Sumerian."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[stuckeyboy]

"Um, hey, I'm Warren Cheswick, Mr. Bluth's T.A. Um, I'm from Stuckeyville, Ohio, my favorite drink is vanilla coke, but not the bottled stuff that the coke company started selling, the kind they actually mix in restaurants with vanilla syrup and coke, you know? And you really can't find it very many places, so that makes it kind of special--right, um, something intersting about me. . . . um, I do a mean puppet rendition of Oliver Twist?"

Re: Introduce Yourself

[absolutesnark]

"Hi, I'm Summer," Summer began. "I like coffee. Or really anything with caffeine in it. And, um, I have a pet bunny named Pancakes."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[indebttocrazies.livejournal.com]

"Haruhi Fujioka," she began, with an air of confidence. "I prefer tea over coffee, but I don't dislike it. And I suppose the most interesting thing about myself is that I'm from Japan."

Re: Introduce Yourself

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"My name is Jim Halpert and my favorite drink is grape soda. An interesting thing about me is that I'm a robot. Well, a cyborg, really, I'm not picky about specific terms."

[OOC: It always said robot and not werewolf.]

Talk to T.A.

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Once he pings in of course. And yes, he’ll be known as T.A. for the rest of the summer.

Re: Talk to T.A.

[stuckeyboy]

Warren is really, really, really wondering what he's gotten himself into.

After Class

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

Try to help Buster through his panic attack or just stare at him.

Re: After Class

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter looked at Buster worriedly. "Hey. Are you okay?"

OOC

[motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com]

I once had a substitute teacher with a fake hand. But he never said he was a monster.

Re: OOC

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Can Annette take sneaky pictures of Buster? :)