http://motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] motherboy-bluth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-15 05:25 am
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Tuesday May, 15 - Period 4 - Potpourri

When the students came upon the main campfire Tuesday afternoon they would see a nervous looking man sitting on a park bench. The nervousness might be due to this being his first day teaching or it could be due to the fact that Buster had a fear of open spaces. Buster also had a fear of closed spaces so either way he'd probably be like this every morning. Some might notice he’s going to extreme measures to not actually look anybody in the face. All would definitely notice instead of a left hand he had a hook.

"Heeeeeeeeey students." said Buster, standing up from his chair. He looked at the students warily. "My name is Buster Bluth and I’ll be teaching you this workshop this summer. I hope you have as much fun learning as I will teaching!"



He let out a painfully awkward laugh that made it clear he’d much rather be someplace else. "We’ll be covering a lot of subjects during this workshop. I changed my major twenty-one times in college so I know quite a lot about this and that. But it’s still going to be fun! I know all about fun!" He didn’t.

"Really, I hope you find something you're interested in. People with few interests and goals in life either end up performing cheap magical illusions in a run-down bar or they end up living with their mother and adopted Korean brother." said Buster, looking at the students gravely. "Their alcoholic, pill popping, horny mother."

"Um. Okay. My T.A. is over there." said Buster, pointing his hook towards Warren. "He’ll be passing out the syllabuses…syllabi…is that right?"

Buster shrugged. "Anyways, I figure today we can start off with some introductions since I don’t know any of you and you all certainly don’t know me. Just tell me your name, your favorite drink and something interesting about yourself. I’ll go first! I’m Buster, I love juice and my father recently escaped from prison! But then he got arrested in Mexico. Then he faked his death and escaped again!"

"Okay! Who’s next? How about you?" he said, pointing his hook at a student. "T.A. you introduce yourself too."

Buster smiled along and added his comments to each student as they introduced themselves. When the last student went he clapped his hands together. "Ow! Ouch. That stings. Well, I think that’s about enough for today."

"It was fun meeting you all and I’ll be here if any of you have any questions about the syllabus or anything. Till then!" Buster slammed his hook into his desk out of excitement and the prosthetic limb popped off. Buster stared at the desk and then at the class in horror.

"I’M A MONSTER!!!!"

He whimpered and curled up in a ball onto the floor. He'd be there for a while.



((Please wait for OCD threads are up!))

Re: After Class

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Omigod! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" Annette flailed and came close and tried to pat his shoulder, at the same time trying hard to keep an eye on the claw, er, HOOK!

"Yes you are! I promise! I would be seen in public with you! I swear! We could go to the beach and swim in the ocean!"

Re: After Class

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"HOLY CRAP!" Annette fell backwards, putting her hands up in front of her face. "Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry about the seals! All the seals in Fandom are dead! You can play in the ocean undeterred by the threat of seals omigod!"

Re: After Class

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
She shook her head, totally lying. "None whatsoever, Mr. Bluth. You can frolic away in the ocean if you want and not worry about seals ever ever again." She was staring at that hook. It was like, unavoidable.