Study Hall

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

As a result of being bitten by a gremlin, Marty stomps into study hall...


...dressed as principalconnor and carrying a large water pistol. Following behind him, clucking happily, is his new pet chicken Camilla dressed as apocalypsesoon.

"All right cannon fodder students! This is your study hall for Friday! Any cracks about how I don't look as butch as I normally do and heads will roll!"

Announcements

iwasawesome and her homecoming committee are still looking for a name of the combined theme of "80's Night" and "Come as you aren't". If you have any ideas contact Lilly. I don't see what was so wrong with "Dance as the purging fires of the future burn outside the gym".

Tomorrow the yearbook staff is having a "Snack Sale". My advice: kill whatever they sell you before you eat it.

If you are looking for safe passage between town and school, drop by a_phale's shop in town or contact him directly at his post box.

Locker 327 is making some coughing and wheezing sounds, so you better stay the hell away from it until Dr. House can check its vitals.

If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria, you better damn well make sure you asked for "cooked" chicken. [Squawk] Shut up John!

There are rumors going around campus about some kind of plague. From what I can tell it has nothing to do with technology from the future coming back to the present to frag me so I don't care. If you're a freaking hypochondriac go to the clinic and quit your whining!

And for those of you who think it's funny to climb outside my tower, I'll remind you that I have many ways of maiming people that have nothing to do with firearms or weapons.

Finally, if jerusalem_s wants to keep his [expletive deleted] job, he better stop watching intergalactic porn at home all day and SHOW UP FOR CLASS!

*Gremlin venom wears off*

Marty looks at his clothing and then at Camilla's.

"Oh for crying out loud!"


[OOC: Please for the love of God, if you need to reach Marty today please put "Marty" in the subject line of any comment you are making to me so I can filter out all the study hall comments.]

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Nice outfit. *grins*

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *howls with laughter*))

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

[Squawk] Shut up John!

OOC: *is dead*

[sensethevisions]

((OOC: *falls over as she dies with laughter*))

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *cough wheeze choke snicker snort cry howl CONVULSE*]

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I think I'm now dead from laughter!]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks around*

Y'know "Dance as the purging fires of the future burn outside the gym" isn't that bad an idea.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"I'd certainly vote for it," Angelus said, in a rare moment of agreement with Callisto.

[ooc: Dead. So dead. "Shut up, John!" HA!!!]

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

((ooc: iz ded from teh funny))

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*wanders into study hall and blinks at the chicken before sitting off to the side and starting on her homework, determined to have it done and on-time, and damn the problem of lost time, anyway*

*mumbles* Civilization begins with a bang. And God spoke...

[chasingangela]

Angela has already had a pretty strange 48 hours, but Marty dressed as the principal is the pineapple on the pizza of weird.

When she sees him in study hall, she freezes, blinks a few times, and whirls around in her tracks. Is it possible that it was less weird when he was just a hit man?

This is definitely not going to be a good day.

[OOC: You win. Everything. *continued hysterical laughter*]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty races after her before she can leave study hall.

Well... as fast as he can with a hole in his butt.

"Wait! Stop! There was a gremlin! I swear!"

[OOC: is the pineapple on the pizza of weird.

LMAO!

]

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

River sits quietly at her desk, examining Marty with an odd what the...? expression gracing her features. Then, trying to smother a grin, she looks back down at the homework she's missed by being in the clinic part of the week. "How ... interesting," she says, in a tone pregnant with unspoken laughter.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory plops down at a desk, and tries not to stare at Marty. She takes out what looks like the first draft of a letter with quite a lot of crossing-out, and attempts to work on it.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Now you know how I feel about the Rochef/Chory kids.]

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

*laughs hysterically and falls off his chair and starts rolling around on the ground*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Faith walks into study hall, late as usual. She catches sight of Marty, and Camilla, and starts to laugh hysterically.
"Okay, you know what? I'm not even mad at him anymore. This is great."

[can_be_more]

Of all the days I show up to study hall.

I really should come here more.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

(OOC: *dies and is ded* For the love of god... don't do that again. My sides ache. *grins*)

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

Sonia eyes the chicken warily, and almost trips over a desk in shock when she sees principleconnor oatmanspatient.

"Oh! Um, excuse me."

She finds her seat and makes an attempt at the quantum physics homework, but is too distracted by the commotion in the hall to really get anything done. With a sigh, she shoves the books back into her bag, and considers taking a walk through the town.

[lizzy-turner.livejournal.com]

*Elizabeth raises and eyebrow at the spectacle, but takes a seat in the middle, trying to decide who should be her fiance for Family Weekend.*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory scrawls a quick note to Elizabeth and hurls it across the room.

Hey - you're helping with the fundraiser tomorrow, right? Do you know if anyone else is?

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

*Jonathan makes a wise crack about "insanity" and takes a seat, back to manipulating his fear toxin*

[soldtoarmenians]

*Visits study hall for the first time evarrr, armed with a pocketful of twinkies courtesy of Music 101 class*

Xander blinks repeatedly at oatmanspatient, then pulls a Twinkie out of his pocket. "You know... the thought occurs that accepting free food from wyld_stallyn might not have been the brainiest of ideas..."

He checks the wrapper for needle-holes, then shrugs, opens it, and slides the whole thing into his mouth, and himself into a desk.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty gives Xander a friendly wave.

"Gremlin bite. I swear. Really."

[swerval_zero]

Well, that's...different.

Gremlin bite? Could I swab the wound?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty sticks out his ankle and rolls up his pants leg.

"Go ahead."

Camilla senses that Zero left the bird seed behind and clucks gratefully at her.

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

Deciding that study hall was too weird for him, even given its current state of normal weirdness, Chihaya gathered up his books to head home. He didn't feel like going to class and with all the current upped-weirdness going on with the chicken...he decided going home was the better alternative to the weirdness, in case it was catching.

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

(OOC: *chokes on soda*

Boy, am I glad I got the Internet back in time for that. *giggles hysterically*)

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Had a "GAH!" moment when I saw your post. I thought for sure I was going to detention again. Are you back for good?]

[can_be_more]

*is still trying to figure out whether or not the animal is meant to be wearing clothes or not*

*guesses not*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Loves you impossibly*

[OOC: *So does mun*]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Sure. See me in a hospital gown and play around with my butt and now you love me.]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

(How did I *miss* this?? *dies*)