Study Hall

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

As a result of being bitten by a gremlin, Marty stomps into study hall...


...dressed as principalconnor and carrying a large water pistol. Following behind him, clucking happily, is his new pet chicken Camilla dressed as apocalypsesoon.

"All right cannon fodder students! This is your study hall for Friday! Any cracks about how I don't look as butch as I normally do and heads will roll!"

Announcements

iwasawesome and her homecoming committee are still looking for a name of the combined theme of "80's Night" and "Come as you aren't". If you have any ideas contact Lilly. I don't see what was so wrong with "Dance as the purging fires of the future burn outside the gym".

Tomorrow the yearbook staff is having a "Snack Sale". My advice: kill whatever they sell you before you eat it.

If you are looking for safe passage between town and school, drop by a_phale's shop in town or contact him directly at his post box.

Locker 327 is making some coughing and wheezing sounds, so you better stay the hell away from it until Dr. House can check its vitals.

If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria, you better damn well make sure you asked for "cooked" chicken. [Squawk] Shut up John!

There are rumors going around campus about some kind of plague. From what I can tell it has nothing to do with technology from the future coming back to the present to frag me so I don't care. If you're a freaking hypochondriac go to the clinic and quit your whining!

And for those of you who think it's funny to climb outside my tower, I'll remind you that I have many ways of maiming people that have nothing to do with firearms or weapons.

Finally, if jerusalem_s wants to keep his [expletive deleted] job, he better stop watching intergalactic porn at home all day and SHOW UP FOR CLASS!

*Gremlin venom wears off*

Marty looks at his clothing and then at Camilla's.

"Oh for crying out loud!"


[OOC: Please for the love of God, if you need to reach Marty today please put "Marty" in the subject line of any comment you are making to me so I can filter out all the study hall comments.]

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, though I'm guessing that the poultry won't be coming. At least, I hope so," Rory adds, realizing it could be a possibility.

Marty

[fh_jackass]

"Yeah, let's have a chicken-free night. Oh, speaking of, is there anything in particular you'd like to eat? Escargot? Caviar? Creme de la Gremlin? We can specify our menu in advance."

Logan notices oatmanspatient in the room and calls out, "Yo! Marty!" He waves him over.

Re: Marty

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory laughs. "I'll leave that up to you. I'm not picky, though...maybe not that gremlin thingy." She waves at Marty as well.

Re: Marty

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty walks over to the guy calling out his name. He doesn't remember meeting him but sees him sitting with Rory.

"Ah. You must be the pool guy. Marty Blank."

Marty holds out his hand for a handshake.

"Hey Rory."

Re: Marty

[fh_jackass]

"The pool guy? Oh, right. The party. Logan Echolls," Logan says, shaking Marty's hand. "So, Rory said you and Angela might be up for doubling with us on Homecoming night. You interested?"

Re: Marty

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty nods. "Sounds like fun. I'll check with Angela and we'll let you guys know."

Marty hesitates a second before adding...

"Just to warn you guys... you know that weird things tend to happen when Angela and I get together right?"

[OOC: Camilla will be staying in my room during homecoming.]

Re: Marty

[fh_jackass]

"Weird? Weird like what?" Logan asks.

Re: Marty

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Well uh... last night Angela shot me.."

Marty instantly regrets bringing it up.

"But I don't think that will be happening again," he adds quickly.

Re: Marty

[fh_jackass]

"Hey, whatever twists your buttons," Logan says. "I made reservations at that shop in town - the Old Firm? They're doing a special dinner event that night. But I only reserved a table for two, so let me know if you want me to change my reservation to four."

Re: Marty

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Hey Marty. Yeah, don't worry about y'know...weird things. No one around here is normal, and I'm all for everyone staying on their toes."

Re: Marty

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty looks a little relived.

"Great. Well I gotta drop something off for Angela at CV, so I'll talk to you guys later. Okay? Oh and don't worry about the chicken she won't be coming with us."