Study Hall

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

As a result of being bitten by a gremlin, Marty stomps into study hall...


...dressed as principalconnor and carrying a large water pistol. Following behind him, clucking happily, is his new pet chicken Camilla dressed as apocalypsesoon.

"All right cannon fodder students! This is your study hall for Friday! Any cracks about how I don't look as butch as I normally do and heads will roll!"

Announcements

iwasawesome and her homecoming committee are still looking for a name of the combined theme of "80's Night" and "Come as you aren't". If you have any ideas contact Lilly. I don't see what was so wrong with "Dance as the purging fires of the future burn outside the gym".

Tomorrow the yearbook staff is having a "Snack Sale". My advice: kill whatever they sell you before you eat it.

If you are looking for safe passage between town and school, drop by a_phale's shop in town or contact him directly at his post box.

Locker 327 is making some coughing and wheezing sounds, so you better stay the hell away from it until Dr. House can check its vitals.

If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria, you better damn well make sure you asked for "cooked" chicken. [Squawk] Shut up John!

There are rumors going around campus about some kind of plague. From what I can tell it has nothing to do with technology from the future coming back to the present to frag me so I don't care. If you're a freaking hypochondriac go to the clinic and quit your whining!

And for those of you who think it's funny to climb outside my tower, I'll remind you that I have many ways of maiming people that have nothing to do with firearms or weapons.

Finally, if jerusalem_s wants to keep his [expletive deleted] job, he better stop watching intergalactic porn at home all day and SHOW UP FOR CLASS!

*Gremlin venom wears off*

Marty looks at his clothing and then at Camilla's.

"Oh for crying out loud!"


[OOC: Please for the love of God, if you need to reach Marty today please put "Marty" in the subject line of any comment you are making to me so I can filter out all the study hall comments.]

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Nice outfit. *grins*

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *howls with laughter*))

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

[Squawk] Shut up John!

OOC: *is dead*

[sensethevisions]

((OOC: *falls over as she dies with laughter*))

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: *cough wheeze choke snicker snort cry howl CONVULSE*]

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I think I'm now dead from laughter!]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks around*

Y'know "Dance as the purging fires of the future burn outside the gym" isn't that bad an idea.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"I'd certainly vote for it," Angelus said, in a rare moment of agreement with Callisto.

[ooc: Dead. So dead. "Shut up, John!" HA!!!]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*decides to ignore the fact that it's annoying vampire boy Angelus agreeing with her*

Think we could get it changed?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Get enough of a voting block together..." Angelus rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Or, you know, just stuff the ballot box."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Guys, seriously... Don't make any changes to the theme! Lilly will take my ass down for that!

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

((ooc: iz ded from teh funny))

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*"Hmms" thoughtfully*

I'd say the second option has a little less uncertainty, don't you?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"True, true," Angelus sat back, stretching his legs out in front of him. "Plus: less work on our parts."

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*wanders into study hall and blinks at the chicken before sitting off to the side and starting on her homework, determined to have it done and on-time, and damn the problem of lost time, anyway*

*mumbles* Civilization begins with a bang. And God spoke...

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"No! No! No! My ass has one bullet hole already in it!"

[chasingangela]

Angela has already had a pretty strange 48 hours, but Marty dressed as the principal is the pineapple on the pizza of weird.

When she sees him in study hall, she freezes, blinks a few times, and whirls around in her tracks. Is it possible that it was less weird when he was just a hit man?

This is definitely not going to be a good day.

[OOC: You win. Everything. *continued hysterical laughter*]

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

River sits quietly at her desk, examining Marty with an odd what the...? expression gracing her features. Then, trying to smother a grin, she looks back down at the homework she's missed by being in the clinic part of the week. "How ... interesting," she says, in a tone pregnant with unspoken laughter.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"What were you doing using your ass for target practice?"

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty races after her before she can leave study hall.

Well... as fast as he can with a hole in his butt.

"Wait! Stop! There was a gremlin! I swear!"

[OOC: is the pineapple on the pizza of weird.

LMAO!

]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*pouts at Marty*

You're no fun. Except when you're cross-dressing.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty sighs.

"It's a long story. I was-"

Marty about to leave (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/125897.html?thread=4267465#t4267465) and goes after her.

"Sorry. Let me get back to you on that."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I'm not telling you about the scary stuff I found in her underwear drawer."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Less work is good.

*Props head on fist*

Leaves for time for things like, say, spiking the punch. I hear it's traditional.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory plops down at a desk, and tries not to stare at Marty. She takes out what looks like the first draft of a letter with quite a lot of crossing-out, and attempts to work on it.