Study Hall

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

As a result of being bitten by a gremlin, Marty stomps into study hall...


...dressed as principalconnor and carrying a large water pistol. Following behind him, clucking happily, is his new pet chicken Camilla dressed as apocalypsesoon.

"All right cannon fodder students! This is your study hall for Friday! Any cracks about how I don't look as butch as I normally do and heads will roll!"

Announcements

iwasawesome and her homecoming committee are still looking for a name of the combined theme of "80's Night" and "Come as you aren't". If you have any ideas contact Lilly. I don't see what was so wrong with "Dance as the purging fires of the future burn outside the gym".

Tomorrow the yearbook staff is having a "Snack Sale". My advice: kill whatever they sell you before you eat it.

If you are looking for safe passage between town and school, drop by a_phale's shop in town or contact him directly at his post box.

Locker 327 is making some coughing and wheezing sounds, so you better stay the hell away from it until Dr. House can check its vitals.

If you ask for chicken at the cafeteria, you better damn well make sure you asked for "cooked" chicken. [Squawk] Shut up John!

There are rumors going around campus about some kind of plague. From what I can tell it has nothing to do with technology from the future coming back to the present to frag me so I don't care. If you're a freaking hypochondriac go to the clinic and quit your whining!

And for those of you who think it's funny to climb outside my tower, I'll remind you that I have many ways of maiming people that have nothing to do with firearms or weapons.

Finally, if jerusalem_s wants to keep his [expletive deleted] job, he better stop watching intergalactic porn at home all day and SHOW UP FOR CLASS!

*Gremlin venom wears off*

Marty looks at his clothing and then at Camilla's.

"Oh for crying out loud!"


[OOC: Please for the love of God, if you need to reach Marty today please put "Marty" in the subject line of any comment you are making to me so I can filter out all the study hall comments.]

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

Just don't let your little club buddies hear that, they might get the wrong impression.

*mock sad look*

And we wouldn't want to hurt their feelings.

Why do I get the crazy idea it always took twice as long to collect enough blood when you were helping?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Big difference between minions and allies friends," Angelus pointed out.

Because you can have it fast or you can have it good, but not both.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Only that you have to have a higher tolerance for your allies' friends' incompetence and ego little quirks.

*shrugs*

But then I'm kinda cynical that way.

A man who actually understands that? Oh, my. You've just done the impossible and risen in my estimation.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Pretty much," Angelus agreed. "Though some might call it 'realism'."

My momma raised me right.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

True...I suppose in the end it all comes down to a matter of semantics.

I bet she's proud of you then. Remind me to thank her on behalf of womankind.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"You'd be amazed at where a well-chosen word can get you."

Strangely you'd probably get along with Darla like a house afire.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Or an ill-chosen one.

Is she coming to Open House? Maybe I'll me her then.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Also that."

I've heard rumors but nothing guaranteed.

[ooc: feeds bunnies parsley]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Open House is looking to have more and more potential each day

*checks clock*

Darn, look at the time. Angelus, much as I'm loath to admit it, it's been fun to chat, but gotta go.

School Sanctioned Violence Wrestling Club waits for no woman.

*finger waves*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"If they break out the oil, let me know."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure too.

*leaves*