Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him because public comm omg," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: Wait for OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares had laid out a sumptuous feast for his detentionees. All the foods served are reputed to have an aphrodisiac effect. Funny that.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Nefertiri folded her hands. And waited for someone to bring her food.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara sighed as she sat down next to a girl she didn't recognise at all. She gave her a small happy smile and wave.

Lunch meant that she could dream about her Prince.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Neftertiri gave her a solemn nod, then deigned to ask, "When do the naked serving boys arrive? I am famished."

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"Naked serving boys?" Katara asked, startled. And for a second she allowed herself to think of a certain boy disrobed and... She stopped quickly, not sure she should presume. "I don't think there are any of those. Yet..."

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kowalski? Went for the seafood, of course.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The Madri eyed the small aquatic waterfowl. Perhaps it would make an excellent sacrifice.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kowalski was aware that someone was watching him. It was his keen penguin sense that protected him from vicious seals. Or would, if he'd been raised in the wild.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

The Madri slowly attempted to surround the bird.

There might have been quiet chanting.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Food was food. Jason wasn't picky, really. He took a bit of everything, and a few seconds here and there as well.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair was a little nervous about eating the food, especially since it seemed people were acting oddly.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Ares noticed Blair's nervousness. "Dude, what up?"

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"I didn't catch the radio last night. Was there some warning about contaminated water or something?"

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

"Not that I'm aware of little dude," Ares replied with a shrug. "But then, I'm a god, so that kinda thing just passes me by."

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Tess looked around the room. For some reason she knew she was supposed to bring cookies here. Hoping that this wouldn't take too much time - she had work to do after all - she sat down on a chair and held up the cookie bag with a distinct lack of enthusiasm.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair spotted River and after a moment of waiting for her to move over to him he moved to sit next to her. "My cookie savior!"

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

This was obviously the person whom she was supposed to deliver cookies too. Tess couldn't help wondering why the hospital staff couldn't do that. She handed the bag to the boy and rose from her seat.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally looked at the food. "Anyone 'ave a blender?" she asked through wired-shut teeth.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Nefertiri raised one eyebrow, and looked across the spread of food. "It appears not. Perhaps some oysters? They should fit through the apparatus across your jaw."

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Fit, 'aybe," Cally said. "Can't chew, though. What's up with the 'ostume?"

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"What is an ostume?" Evie looked around for servants to wait on Cally, then, seeing none, decided to be kind and fetch the girl a drink. With a straw. Very convenient, the technology of Fandom. "Here. Fruit juice, until the teacher returns, and we can request that his minions bring you other food."

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

The wee little turtle was sad. She could not reach any of the food, nor did much of it sound very appitizing. She slowly started to pull her head into her shell for some good turtle emoing.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair was just getting ready to throw away his bag of cookies when he spotted the wee turtle. "Hey there, little fella! Did you get away from your tank?"

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

The wee little turtle's sadness increased. Why did everyone think she was male? Her markings clearly indicated otherwise. Oh well. She looked up at the human, eyes blinking.

Re: Lunch - Detention [Jan 20]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Do you belong to someone around here?" Blair looked around to see if anyone was claiming the turtle and when no one stepped forward he bent down and extended a finger to rub it's head.