fandomhigh | Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him ~~because public comm omg~~," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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Nefertiri folded her hands. And waited for someone to bring her food.

Katara sighed as she sat down next to a girl she didn't recognise at all. She gave her a small happy smile and wave.

Lunch meant that she could dream about her Prince.

Neftertiri gave her a solemn nod, then deigned to ask, "When do the naked serving boys arrive? I am famished."

"Naked serving boys?" Katara asked, startled. And for a second she allowed herself to think of a certain boy disrobed and... She stopped quickly, not sure she should presume. "I don't think there are any of those. Yet..."

"This 'Detention' is most annoying in that respect." Nefertiri shivered. "And too cold. But perhaps that's why they're not naked." She inclined her head toward Katara. "I am Nefertiri, of the House of Amon-Ra. I am pleased to make your acquaintance."

Katara looked at her dreamily. "Could we pick the naked serving boys? I wouldn't want to be served by just anyone nakedly." She smiled. "I'm Katara of the Southern Water Tribe. It's nice to meet you too."

"Of course. Only the handsomest may serve the House of Egypt and their cohort." Nefertiri smiled, and tilted her head. "I presume you have a particular server in mind. Is he present today?" She looked around the room. "They all need to shave their heads. But some are quite handsome."

"The first time I saw him, his head was sworn but for a top knot," Katara said with a deep sigh. "I've never forgotten it."

This girl certainly sighed a great deal. "Ah. Always an attractive fashion. Are you betrothed?"

"Oh, no," Katara said quickly. "He's far beyond my reach. Our countries are mortal enemies."

"Ahh. And no diplomatic marriage is possible? I understand." Nefertiri looked thoughtful. "Then your country should conquer his, and give him to you as a prisoner. That would solve the problem, would it not?"

The look on Katara's face should have indicated to Nefertiti that the thought had never crossed her mind. "Oh my sweet Prince, could that be possible?"

"Whyever not?" asked the princess of the most powerful Empire of her time. "Royal captives may be disposed toward whomever is most appropriate. You may keep him in luxury for the rest of his life."

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