fandomhigh | Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him ~~because public comm omg~~," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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Blair was a little nervous about eating the food, especially since it seemed people were acting oddly.

Ares noticed Blair's nervousness. "Dude, what up?"

"I didn't catch the radio last night. Was there some warning about contaminated water or something?"

"Not that I'm aware of little dude," Ares replied with a shrug. "But then, I'm a god, so that kinda thing just passes me by."

"Yeah, actually, do you mind if I ask you a couple of questions?" Blair said, leaning forward. After some of the conversations he's been having this week, a sit-down with the god of love seemed like something he should take advantage of.

"Groovy," Ares grinned. "My time is your time."

"That's an awesome attitude to have during detention, man." Blair bounced and reached into his backpack for a notebook. "What should you do when your girlfriend tells you that she loves you?"

"Dude, when a lady tells you that, what she wants to hear is that you love her right back," Ares said. "Thing is, women can sense a lie a mile away, so you can't just say it without meaning it."

"Yeah, I kinda figured she wanted to hear it back." Blair shifted a little uncomfortably. "What if you're not sure you love her? I mean, I like her a lot. A lot, a lot. But I'm not sure if it's love."

"I see," Ares nodded. "In a case like that you've got to find a way to show her you care without words."

"Any suggestions?" Blair bounced eagerly, pen poised to take notes.

Ares thought about it. "Well, there's always kissing, flowers, gifts."

"Kissing I've got covered." Blair grinned and blushed a little. "But flowers would help? I can do flowers."

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Tess looked around the room. For some reason she knew she was supposed to bring cookies here. Hoping that this wouldn't take too much time - she had work to do after all - she sat down on a chair and held up the cookie bag with a distinct lack of enthusiasm.

Blair spotted River and after a moment of waiting for her to move over to him he moved to sit next to her. "My cookie savior!"

This was obviously the person whom she was supposed to deliver cookies too. Tess couldn't help wondering why the hospital staff couldn't do that. She handed the bag to the boy and rose from her seat.

"Hey!" Blair dropped the cookies onto the table and reached up to try and pull River into his lap. "What's the hurry?"

The sudden attack made Tess jump and cry out. She didn't like it when other patients tried to hug her. She'd only delivered cookies after all.

"Whoa!" Blair let go immediately and held up his hands. "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Just delievered cookies," Tess mumbled in reply, not meeting his eyes. "Have to go now." This one was taking too much of an interest.

"You don't want to hang out?" Blair asked, moving to the side and opening the bag to hold out a cookie to River. "Promise, no more hugs if you don't want them."

He was concerned about her and worried that maybe she had really bad nightmares the night before.

Tess looked nervously at the cookie, but finally accepted it. "Just delivered cookies. Have work to do." She took a bite of the cookie.

"Really? What's your plans for the day?" Blair asked, munching on a cookie and trying to figure out what was wrong with River.

"Can't tell you." Tess started to back away. He definitely took too much of an interest.

Blair stood, trying to figure out what to do here. "Did you have nightmares last night? Is that what's wrong, River?"

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