fandomhigh | Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him ~~because public comm omg~~," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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This was obviously the person whom she was supposed to deliver cookies too. Tess couldn't help wondering why the hospital staff couldn't do that. She handed the bag to the boy and rose from her seat.

"Hey!" Blair dropped the cookies onto the table and reached up to try and pull River into his lap. "What's the hurry?"

The sudden attack made Tess jump and cry out. She didn't like it when other patients tried to hug her. She'd only delivered cookies after all.

"Whoa!" Blair let go immediately and held up his hands. "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Just delievered cookies," Tess mumbled in reply, not meeting his eyes. "Have to go now." This one was taking too much of an interest.

"You don't want to hang out?" Blair asked, moving to the side and opening the bag to hold out a cookie to River. "Promise, no more hugs if you don't want them."

He was concerned about her and worried that maybe she had really bad nightmares the night before.

Tess looked nervously at the cookie, but finally accepted it. "Just delivered cookies. Have work to do." She took a bite of the cookie.

"Really? What's your plans for the day?" Blair asked, munching on a cookie and trying to figure out what was wrong with River.

"Can't tell you." Tess started to back away. He definitely took too much of an interest.

Blair stood, trying to figure out what to do here. "Did you have nightmares last night? Is that what's wrong, River?"

Not paying too much attention to the fact that he called her River (people here called you strange names all the time), Tess shook her head wildly. He was scary. She turned and prepared to make a run for the door.

"River!" Blair called, not wanting to try grabbing her again. "Please, wait!"

Tess didn't listen. She ran.

Blair frowned and made a move to go after her before he remembered he was supposed to be in detention. River was acting oddly, but it couldn't be all bad. She had remembered to come give him cookies and she hadn't tried to break any bones. All in all, probably not a red alert on the River scale. It was lower than 'make a call to Simon' but higher than 'just pretend her hair is brushed'.

He sighed and sat back down, digging into the cookies and hoping the afternoon went quickly.

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