fandomhigh | Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler

Ares	After all the students arrived, Ares stood up. "For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out." "Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that." Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."
Ares	"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.
"Seely Booth"	Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."
Ares	Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."
"Seely Booth"	"I have?"
Ares	"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"
"Seely Booth"	Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.
Ares	"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."
"Seely Booth"	"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"
Ares	"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."
"Seely Booth"	Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."
Ares	"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him ~~because public comm omg~~," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."
"Seely Booth"	Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.
Ares	"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."
"Seely Booth"	And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.

[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

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"That's an awesome attitude to have during detention, man." Blair bounced and reached into his backpack for a notebook. "What should you do when your girlfriend tells you that she loves you?"

"Dude, when a lady tells you that, what she wants to hear is that you love her right back," Ares said. "Thing is, women can sense a lie a mile away, so you can't just say it without meaning it."

"Yeah, I kinda figured she wanted to hear it back." Blair shifted a little uncomfortably. "What if you're not sure you love her? I mean, I like her a lot. A lot, a lot. But I'm not sure if it's love."

"I see," Ares nodded. "In a case like that you've got to find a way to show her you care without words."

"Any suggestions?" Blair bounced eagerly, pen poised to take notes.

Ares thought about it. "Well, there's always kissing, flowers, gifts."

"Kissing I've got covered." Blair grinned and blushed a little. "But flowers would help? I can do flowers."

"That's the spirit, my man," Ares beamed at Blair.

Blair grinned up at Ares and bounced. He seemed like his kind of teacher. "What class do you teach, man?"

"Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You," Ares replied then paused. "Which, come to think of it, is far too harsh a name. I should really change it. Go with something more mellow."

"Mellow is good. Something like 'Hanging out with the gods'?"

"That is genius," Ares replied. "I like you, dude, you're good people."

"Thanks, man!" Blair bounced and grinned. Ares was going up next to the Mountie as 'best detention teacher ever' in Blair's book.

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