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"Kind of," Rory said. "There are lingual and cultural barriers. But we have something called the United Nations, which is a little like the galactic senate used to be, I guess. And representatives from all the nations come to the headquarters and there are translators, so that makes things easier."

"Does it rule the planet, then, this United Nations?"

"No. It's just a sort of checks and balances thing. Keeps any one nation from being a jerk to another. And it doesn't work all that well sometimes."

"I can see where the problems would be, yes," Luke said with a smile. "Leia would get very frustrated."

"I can imagine," Rory said. "I get frustrated."

She bounced. "What other questions do you have?"

"What do you think are the highlights of this planet?" Luke asked. "What should intergalactic tourists see if they swing by Earth?"

Rory thought about it. "We have eight so-called wonders of the world. Those would be good to see. But I suppose it really depends on the tourist. If it were someone from Tatooine, for instance, I'd take them to the beach. Earth is seventy percent water, you know."

Luke's eyes lit up. "Water is good. And if they were from Imperial Center, they should see things that grow. And the sky being a natural color."

"Yeah, I wouldn't take them to, say, New York or Las Vegas or London or Paris, where it's all lights and noise," she smiled.

"Probably not something they've not seen before, no," Luke said with a smile. "And a bit overwhelming for a Tatooine farmboy."

"Your dad was nine when he first went to Coruscant, and he told me - when he was eighteen - that it took him about nine years to get relatively used to it," Rory said with a smile.

"Sometimes there are too many people on this island," Luke admitted. "I think I'll steer clear of big cities for a while."

"I love New York," Rory said, nodding, "but I could never live there. I'm content to visit occasionally."

"How many people live where you're from normally?" Luke asked.

"Stars Hollow?" Rory smiled. "Nine thousand, nine hundred and seventy-three. Or seventy, rather, minus Mom, Luke and me."

Luke smiled ruefully. "Seven times more people than Anchorhead," he said.

"It's still a tiny town," Rory argued. "Wee, wee tiny."

Luke laughed. "There are about 200,000 people on the whole planet, counting the Jawas and the Sand People." He scuffed his boot against the carpet. "I'm a little out of my league around here."

Rory smiled. "Thankfully, Fandom's little, too. Not too scary an adjustment."

"Other than the gremlins and the multiple people who look exactly the same," Luke said, nodding. "What else should I know about Earth that isn't Fandom?"

Rory shrugged. "We have a ton of religions, China is the most densely-populated, and America's the wealthiest country, I think."

Luke wrote it all down. "Thank you, Earthling," he said with a cheeky smile. "We'll start our invasion any day now."

"Hmm, considering how many aliens I know, I think you guys already started," she replied with a smirk.

"But this time we're coming with cameras and amusing sock-and-sandal combinations," Luke said, laughing. "And tentacles."

"Don't forget the ugly shirts," she advised. "And the giant foldy maps."

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