fandomhigh | Detention, The Danger Shop, 09.08.06

When the students walked into the shop, they would see The Tick standing at a podium that probably looked vaguely futuristic back in the mid-1990's: a rounded white plastic frame and clear plexiglass. There were lights and smoke in the background. Behind Tick was a large sign with the following names listed:

Teddy Altman
Seely Booth
John Connor
Hikaru Hitachiin
Kaoru Hitachiin
Jude Lizowski
Jamie Madrox
Peter Pevensie
Setsuna Sakurazaki
Ranma Saotome
River Tam
Naomi Wildman

When everyone was in the shop, the Tick pushed a button on the Danger Shop remote and spotlights started swinging around.

"Hello, detentioned students! I am The Tick, and I'm not only your Dean of Students, but today I am also your host for Detention Gladiators!" Tick stayed silent as a vaguely patriotic-sounding theme song played for thirty seconds.

"Today you'll be competing in four challenges that will test your mind, body, heart, and ability to think like a crazy person! Hopefully by the end of our time together you'll have learned your lesson - or in Naomi's case set a positive example since she did nothing wrong - and will be ready to move on to the next phase of your lives, without rule breaking!"

"And remember, the Shop is set up with extensive safety protocols! You're completely safe! Explosions won't be real, brutes won't actually hit hard, and the sheer power of the criminal mind won't overwhelm you!"

"SPOOOON!"

[OOC: You do not need to know who any of the hologram NPCs are, but you might enjoy it more if you do. Here's some info on them. This should be crack crack crack and more crack, for the record. Detention will run from approximately 9 AM EST to 5 PM EST, but you're free to go when you've completed all of the tasks. If it takes longer, I'm fine playing longer if you are. :)

I'll be around all day and available on AIM if you need to talk to me: bugofjustice.]

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Seely started scanning the course for bombs. Aha! He reached down to pick the bomb up and disarm it.

From around the corner, a hunched-over, crazy-looking man with disproportionally thin legs walked over. "... and so he says to me he says, 'Do you want to go to a school?' and I say, 'NO, BABY, SCHOOL'S FOR FISH WITH NIGHTLIGHTS!' and he says 'There's students to blow up,' and I say 'Then I'm IN BABY! BOOM, BABY, BOOM!' Hahahahahahaha."

He doesn't look like he poses any actual threat, and he clearly hasn't noticed Seely yet.

After adding a second disarmed bomb to the first, Seely started creeping up behind the man, still keeping an eye out for more bombs.

The bomber pulled another bomb out of his sack and placed it on the wall as he continued talking to himself. "And so he says to me, 'You're gonna be a hologram. You're gonna be the baddest hologram in the entire world!' and I says, 'I'm not gonna be a hologram! The hologram's gonna be the baddest me in the world! IT'S GONNA BE THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!' BOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Seely studied the back of a bomb for a few seconds, then very carefully placed the four bombs he'd collected so far on this evil bomber guys back. "I think you've lost something."

"Thanks, man. Here, have a bomb," the Evil Midnight Bomber said, activating the bomb and handing it over. Then he started talking to himself again. "But he says, 'No!' he says. 'You're the best Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, baby!' and I says, 'IT'S TRUE, BABY, IT'S TRUE!'"

Seely tried to attach this one to the Evil Midnight Bomber's back too. "You know, I'm afraid that this is the non-bombing obstacle course. The bombing obstacle course is three rooms over."

"It is? Thanks, man, you're a big help," the Evil Midnight Bomber said. As he started to walk out the door to the course, he spotted The Tick, who grabbed him by the collar to hold him in place. "Excellent work, Seely! Just clear out the rest of the bombs and you're in good shape!"

"Right."

Picking up the one that had just been attached, Seely started looking for the rest of the bombs. Most were relatively easy to find, although he did nearly fall off the stack of blocks reachign for that one on the ceiling.

"Excellent work, Seely!" Tick said. "So, have you learned your lesson now that you've completed these challenges?"

"I believe I have, sir."

"Excellent! Once your fellow students are done, you'll all be free to go!" Tick said.

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