fandomhigh | Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

"Morning, dudes! Today's my last day, and it's detention, and that's..." Ted trailed off in thought. "Actually, that's pretty much like when I was in high school. Anyway, war is hell and so is detention. So today, each of you dudes will face off with a most heinous spawn of Hell and you'll have to escape and/or defeat the bad dude. Okay? Excellent!"

There were five doors in front of them. Each door was a different color and had the student's name on it. "You can take in whatever you've got on you, but weapons and magic won't do any good. They're just hologrammy things. Step up, dudes. Oh, and at the end? You all get Twinkies."

Pip Bernadette
Tim Desmond
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
M. Parker

[OOC: Time zones sucketh muchly, so if you get in early I'm happy to play your opposition, but after I sign out in the OOC thread below you'll be on your own until evening...when I wake up. IC you're released at 5pm FHT. OOC you're released once you've done the tasks.

ETA: ~~Now I sleep. Back in a few hours.~~ Back!]

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"It just keeps going and going," Ted said and directed Tim to the pink door.

As soon as Tim stepped up, the door slid open to allow him entry. Once he was inside, it would close behind him and leave him in a high hedge maze. The maze was foggy, but there was a low drumming in the distance. It was getting closer. Eventually, something came around the corner. It was big, fluffy, pink and pounding away at a drum.

It's a giant Energizer bunny!

Oh no! Run!

"Say hi to grandma for me," Ted said and directed Draco to the green door.

As soon as Draco stepped up, the door slid open to allow him entry. Once he was inside, it would close behind him and leave him in what looked like a well-adorned dining room. There was a huge birthday cake on the table with what seemed like a zillion candles. At the head of the table was an old lady asleep in her chair.

No wait, grandma's woken up and she's spotted you. "Draco," she cooed. "Come and say hello to Grandma." She's puckered her lips and now she wants a big slobbery kiss!

"Blocking your ears isn't an option, dude," Ted said and directed Pip to the gray door.

As soon as Pip stepped up, the door slid open to allow him entry. Once he was inside, it would close behind him and leave him in a gray room that was completely empty...aside from the big-headed robot standing in the middle of it.

The robot's shoulders were slumped, but when he saw Pip he looked up. "It's about time you got here," he moped and sighed. "Life. Don't talk to me about life."

Uh-oh. Pip's trapped in a room with an emo robot who wants to tell him ALL about how his life sucks!

"You know," Ted said thoughtfully as he directed Hermione to the brown door. "I've never gotten out of this one on my own."

As soon as Hermione stepped up, the door slid open to allow her entry. Once she was inside, it would close behind her and leave her in a huge library. A scary, cranky librarian spotted Hermione and pointed at her. "You! Give back that library book!"

Oh no! The librarian thinks that Hermione hasn't returned a library book and she looks MAD!

"Watch out for your shoes," Ted warned as he directed Parker to the black door.

As soon as Parker stepped up, the door slid open to allow her entry. Once she was inside, it would close behind her and leave her in a rather messy bedroom. It was quiet at first, but then the closet began to rattle and then burst open to reveal a closet monster. But what did it want?

"Shooooooooes," it groaned and gobbled up a very nice pair of Prada shoes. "SHOOOOOES!" It lunged at Parker's shoes, but couldn't seem to leave the closet.

Free food and Twinkies! Excellent!

"In front of you is pretty much everything you can find in any standard Kwik Stop or Circle K. And a backpack. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a time travel survival kit. If you had to go time travelling, what would you take with you? I highly recommend the pudding cups and bubble gum. The only catch is that it has to fit into your backpack."

"Catch ya later! For detention, it's been a most excellent day. Be excellent to each other...and party on, dudes!"

Will buzz here when I go offline. Feel free to prod me here if you need anything. Shooooooes!

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEESSSS!

Draco signed in.

"Oh my god!" yelled Draco. It's true that Draco's grandma has been dead since he was seven but he still could remember the horror of old person smell.

He moved to the end of the table that was opposite of the old woman. He had to think...

"Um...isn't Andy Griffith on TV?" asked Draco "Wouldn't you rather watch that and reminisce about a time when you could go to the movies for only a nickel?"

Parker signed in. And stared at Professor Logan in disbelief. Because, dude.

"you have got to be kidding me."

*whimper*

*dies laughing*

MY shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooesss!

"Rarr," the monster in the closet said with enthusiasm. "Shooooooes." It spat a shoe lace at her at high velocity.

"I remember those days," Granny said. "Ten pence could buy you all the moon pies and jelly beans you could ever need! Now give us a kiss, love." She puckered her lips even more.

It was a scary sight.

"I am out of here, Fiend of Hell," she informed it. "You're getting my shoes over *your* dead body!"

Parker looked around for the exit, and stalked toward the bedroom door pretty damn fast.

Shooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss!

The monster in the closet grunted. Then a tendril of clothing snaked out and wrapped itself around Parker's leg. But it didn't want her. It just wanted her shoes, so it tried to pry one off her foot.

Draco kept backing up away from Granny. It'd been so long since he dealt with old people he forgot what they liked. He just had to go with what he saw on TV. "Look! A newborn baby holding a bag of Werthers and offering cheap health insurance!"

"ACK!" Parker fell on her ass, and then began playing tug-of-war with the closet monster for possession of her foot. "No no no no--" She looked around the messy room, and her hand landed on a discarded book. Parker wound up and threw it for the thing's-- eyes?

Granny perked up and looked around. "Oh dear, I must have missed them." She sighed and got up from her chair. She looked frail, but appearances could be deceiving. "Draco, Draco, if you won't give your old granny a kiss, then granny will have to come after you!"

The predatory look in her eye was enough to make even the strongest of men go pale.

"No, no you are not coming after me!" said Draco. He looked around the room for an exit. "I've got um...the flu? I'd hate for you to catch it."

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Danger Room - Detention, Saturday Morning (07/08/06)

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Tim Desmond - Pink Door

Draco Malfoy - Green Door

Pip Bernadette - Gray Door

Hermione Granger - Red Door

M. Parker - Black Door

Lunch

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Farewell

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